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  1. The First Blast of the Trumpet by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    24 Oct 2013

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    When Bilbo joins the Company of Thorin Oakenshield she figures that the only way she’ll be allowed on the adventure is if she pretends to be one of the lads - which won't be too difficult, since she already dresses like one. Armed with a sword, a pack of biscuits, and a cunningly placed pair of socks, she feels ready for anything that the quest might throw at her.

    Only, as it happens, she’s not the only cross-dressing member of the Company.

    Turns out dwarven women aren’t as rare as you'd think.

    (Yes, it’s a Monstrous Regiment AU of The Hobbit - except with less cis people. No prior Pratchett knowledge necessary.)

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