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Don't Talk to Strangers by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Superman - All Media Types, Winter Soldier (Comics)
30 Dec 2016
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Summary
"Open your front door," a semi-familiar voice grunted. "Now."
Bruce narrowed his eyes and turned towards his desktop computer. He flicked the cameras on, unsettled. He was groaning before he could help himself. "Go the fuck away, Rogers."
"We need your help!" the Captain grunted. Bruce saw him shift the other man in his arms and-oh no. That wasn't who he thought it was. "Tony's after us, and Bucky is injured and-"
"Try the hospital. Rumor has it, they're really great at fixing that sort of thing." Bruce replied, flippant. "And if Tony's mad at you, I say good riddance."
"Bruce, I swear to God-"
"Have you tried Viagra yet? Because-"
Roger's face went red. "Wayne, you open this fucking door or I will-"
Bruce gasped dramatically. "Did Captain America just swear?"
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here, Bruce, I swear to God-"
Bucky and Steve manage to escape Zemo’s compound, and seek refuge with an unlikely ally. Bruce Wayne is just tired of everyone’s shit.Stony, post-Civil War, with some Batman for flavor.
Series
- Part 4 of Batman/Avengers Crossover 'verse