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[Marude-cycle] @ 12:02 am: Why don’t we have a gorup chat.
[Marude-cycle]: Do we all not like each other ??
[Marude-cycle]: cuz I dont like you BUT…I am WILLING to do this for TEAM BONDING
[Marude-cycle]: itsss not becaz Im lonely!
*Seen by [Mustache-Mougan] @ 12:07 am
[Marude-cycle] @ 12:07 am: CAUGHT YOU
[Marude-cycle]: WE ARE FRIENDS IRGHT MOUGA?
[Marude-cycle]: lol mouga
*Seen by [Mustache-Mougan, ‘You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima, and Sasabanana] @ 12:30 am
[Sasabanana] @ 12:30 am: Guys, don’t ignore Marude-san
[Sasabanana]: It’s Ma-rude #lmao
*[Chain-smoking-baby] has left the group chat
[Sasabanana]: Don’t be like that Ui-senpai!
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima] @ 12:40am: Y is Haise crying?
[Marude-cycle]: Hess is always cryibg!
[Marude-cycle]: he isnt funny n it makes him sad
[Marude-cycle]: sa-sad-ki
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: >:(
[Sasabanana]: good one Marude-san!
[Sasabanana]: wait…
[Sasabanana]: are you drunk?
*Seen by [Marude-cycle, ‘You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima, Aura-of-Beauty]
[Sasabanana] @ 12:49 am: Marude-san, I know you saw my message!
[Sasabanana]: Honestly, you need to take better care of yourself. I’ll bring you a hangover cure in the office tomorrow. I hope you are getting a good nights sleep!
[Sasabanana]: Oh geez, I hope you remember to drink enough water before sleeping.
[Sasabanana]: and remember to eat!
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: ppl who get hangovers deserve them son
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: they r weak
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: we need to weed out the weak
[Sasabanana]: Arima-san! Don’t say something like that! Marude-san might be weak to alcohol, but he’s not weak overall.
[Sasabanana]: What if he sees this in the morning and it hurts his feelings?
[Child-Menace]: good :^)
[Sasabanana]: Juuzou! It’s past your bedtime!
[Child-Menace]: :^^)
*[Hand-Bees] was added to the conversation
[Child-Menace] @ 12:55 am: >:^(
[Hand-Bees]: sir, you will be grouchy in the morning if you don’t get enough sleep
[Hand-Bees]: your incredibly loud typing is also keeping us all awake
[Hand-Bees]: it’s impressive really
[Hand-Bees]: I never knew human hands could move so quickly or viciously without breaking a keyboard
[Child-Menace]: …
[Sasabanana]: Hanbee…you know that the keyboard won’t work in the morning
[Sasabanana]: Either he’s already typed it into oblivion
[Child-Menace]: :^)
[Sasabanana]: Or he’s spilt something sticky on it. Stop giving him dessert past midnight, Hanbee.
[Child-Menace]: >:^(
*Seen by [Child-Menace, Hand-Bees, ‘You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]
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[Sasabanana] @ 1:07am: Hanbee. Pick up your phone.
*[Chain-smoking-baby] has been added to the group chat
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*[Child-Menace] has left the group chat
[Hand-Bees] @ 1:10 am: I finally got him to go to bed. I’m so sorry, Investigator Sasaki. Please don’t stop storing snacks in your pockets, my squad leader doesn’t require a ‘time-out’ or any other form of punishment. I promise he’ll be mature.
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: y does he get snacks?
[Sasabanana]: I believe you, Hanbee
[Sasabanana]: I hate being strict with Juuzou but Ui-senpai called me
[Sasabanana]: he said he’d start spiking my coffee in the mornings if I didn’t let him get some sleep
[Sasabanana]: Did you want snacks too, Arima-san?
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: <3
*[Hand-Bees] has left the group chat
*[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima] has changed the group photo to haise.jpg
*[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima] has changed the group name to ‘haise’s snacks are mine’
[Aura-of-Beauty] @ 1:15 am: why is Haise covered in bandages in that photo?
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: ths r his bb photos
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: wen he was just 19 n in jail
[Aura-of-Beauty]: I…see.
[Aura-of-Beauty]: Do you know what babies look like, Arima?
[Aura-of-Beauty]: Actual children, I mean.
*[Aura-of-Beauty] sent shinsanpei-crying-about-ducks.jpg
*[Aura-of-Beauty] sent shinkun-in-the-tub.jpg
*[Aura-of-Beauty] sent shinkun-covered-in-cake.jpg
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: ive got sum haise pics like that
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: wanna c?
*[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima] was removed from the group chat by [Sasabanana]
[Sasabanana] @ 1:24: tell me he can’t see that I booted him
[Aura-of-Beauty]: I wanted to see those photos ;)
[Aura-of-Beauty]: Shin-kun respects you a lot even though you left the Qs :)
[Aura-of-Beauty]: I’m sure he’d love to see your baby photos :)
*[Aura-of-Beauty] was removed from the group chat by [Sasabanana]
[Mat-surly Washuu] @ 1:25: those photos are CCG property Sasaki
[Mat-surly Washuu]: which means that I’ll be…retrieving them
[Mat-surly Washuu]: for personal use
*[Mat-surly Washuu] has been removed from the group chat by [Sasabanana]
[Sasabanana] @ 1:25: I’m gonna die-se.
[Sasabanana]: This is the end.
[Sasabanana]: Marude, you’d better take care of my kids when I’m dead!!
[Houji]: do you actually trust him with children?
[Sasabanana]: …
[Sasabanana]: shit
*[Houji] changed the group photo to sasaki-swore.jpg
*[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima] was added to the group chat by [Houji]
[Houji] @ 12:30: you can’t run away from your problems, Sasaki
[Houji]: you know your father wouldn’t approve of language like that
[Sasabanana]: i can try. I am a master of distraction!
[Sasabanana]: Arima-san, Matsuri said he had to use your photos of me for personal use
[Sasabanana]: I’m pretty sure he thinks they’d be HANDY to have ;)
[Sasabanana]: he wants to MASTER the art of photography ;)
[Sasabanana]: he’ll COME to get them himself ;)
*Seen by [’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima, Houji] @ 12:32 am
[Mustache-Mougan] @ 4:00 am: Hello my friends!
[Mustache-Mougan]: I accidentally broke my phone earlier!
[Mustache-Mougan]: I was too excited about speaking to you all and embraced my phone!
[Mustache-Mougan]: I miss my Nokia…it understood the PASSION in my SOUL, booooyyyyy.
[Mustache-Mougan]: My wife loaned me her phone, but these cat videos were distracting!
[Mustache-Mougan]: I’ll send them over!!
*[Mustache-Mougan] attached 10938457 files
*[Mustache-Mougan] sent files @ 6:01 am
[Mustache-Mougan] @ 6:01 am: Join me for a run around the office!
[Mustache-Mougan] @ 6:15 am: Oh…ok. I will run alone! Sleep soundly, my friends!
*Seen by [Queen-Akira] @ 6:20 am
[Mustache-Mougan] @ 6:43 am: Matsuri! I see you are in your office! Why won’t you open the door and run with me!
[Mustache-Mougan]: I’ll even help you clean up the blood on the carpets!
[Mustache-Mougan]: We can attach mops to our feet and SKKKKAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE
[Mustache-Mougan]: M’BOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*Seen by [’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima] @ 6:50 am
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: >:)
[Motorcycle-Marude] @ 7:00 am: who carved ‘sa-sad-ki’ into my door with quinque steel?
[Motorcycle-Marude]: and put a bunch of ugly centipede stickers on my motorcycle?
[Motorcycle-Marude]: I know it was one of you.
[’You have 2 hands Hirako’ Arima]: >:)