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1. Bruce "Bitch Boy" Wayne Regrets Everything by anxiety_personified, AnythingOfManyThingsCanHappen, Disaster_Crow

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

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   • Work in Progress

   01 Mar 2026

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   • Stephanie Brown & Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Barbara Gordon
   • Dick Grayson
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Jason Todd
   • Stephanie Brown
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Duke Thomas
   • Damian Wayne
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • Good Parent Bruce Wayne
   • Texting
   • Swearing
   • How Do I Tag
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • Sibling Bonding
   • Good Sibling Dick Grayson
   • Good Sibling Jason Todd
   • Good Sibling Damian Wayne
   • Good Sibling Cassandra Cain
   • Good Sibling Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Good Sibling Duke Thomas
   • Group Chats
   • authors came up with this on a whim
   • Stephanie Brown Appreciation
   • Stephanie Brown is a Menace
   • Stephanie Brown Being a Little Shit
   • honestly all of them are little shits and menaces
   • Tags May Change
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Tags Are Hard
   • Tired Tim Drake (DCU)

   Summary

   Batman: Hello, everyone. This is the new app Oracle has made for more secure communication. This chat is meant to be used for professional conversations only.

   Nightwing: That’s not going to happen

   Oracle: This was the family chat, first, Bruce. This wasn’t made for professionalism

   Batman: Oracle, Pleade

   Spoiler: pleade

   Nightwing: you’re not even on patrol yet and you’re already making typos

   ~~
   or; three people who made the spontaneous decision to write a Batfamily chat fic together

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