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1. Predator [ENG] by VARVN

   Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
   • Arthur Dent
   • Ford Prefect
   • Vampire!Ford Prefect
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Science Fiction
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Pre-Canon
   • Out of Character
   • Explicit Language
   • Established Relationship
   • Rimming
   • Anal Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Barebacking
   • Anal Plug
   • Dirty Talk
   • Praise Kink
   • Scent Kink
   • Moaning
   • Aliens
   • Vampires
   • Drabble
   • Vampire Ford Prefect
   • United Kingdom

   Summary

   None at all is exactly how much suspicion the ape-descendant Arthur Dent had that one of his closest friends was not descended from an ape, but was in fact from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse and not from Guildford as he usually claimed. (c)
   Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (pre-canon)

   Series

   • Part 17 of How we three had fun [ENG]

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   986

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   2

   Hits:

   8