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Trinity Santos has created a new group chat.
Trinity Santos has changed the group chat name to Still no sueable.
Trinity Santos has added new members.
Trinity Santos has added Dennis Whitaker to the group chat.
Trinity Santos has changed Dennis Whitaker nickname to Huckleberry.
Trinity Santos has added Victoria Javadi to the group chat.
Trinity Santos has changed Victoria Javadi nickname to Child genius.
Trinity Santos has added Melissa King to the group chat.
Trinity Santos has changed Melissa King nickname to Mel-Mel.
Huckleberry has changed Trinity Santos nickname to Walking Disaster.
Group name: Still no sueable
16:43
Child genius:
I can't believe what I just saw.
Walking Disaster:
I don't think I'll ever see a lens case the same way again wtffff
That was horrible.
Do people have common sense anymore?
Child genius:
I was mad when you got that case
But then I was like ‘I have enough trauma with my parents to add anymore because of that patient’.
That was so weirdddddd
So awfullll :(
Mel-Mel:
Is everyone ok?
Do you need something?
Do you need a break? I can take over your cases for a few minutes if you need it.
Walking Disaster:
Awww thanks Mel
You’re so sweet
I’m fine
I’m going to take a break and pretend I’m writing my reports and hopefully no one will bother me.
Huckleberry:
I need new scrubs
Srsly why me?
This has to be joke
A pretty bad one
Walking Disaster:
HAHAHAHA loool
I forgot about you sorry
Child genius:
I have a question
Where the fuck were you to end up like that?!!!!
Walking Disaster:
Ohhhh the baby just curse
See what you did Whitaker?
You made our little baby curse
If her mother finds out, say goodbye to your career
Mel-Mel:
Dennis? Where are you?
I got a new scrubs set for you.
Huckleberry:
Hidden in one of the rest rooms
Just follow the trail of blood and mucus that I left on the floor
It's like the yellow road but much more disgusting
Walking Disaster:
Hey Dorothy
What cosmic entity did you make angry so that things like that always happen to you?
Huckleberry:
Surely it's one of those gnomes that I didn't know how to appease:((((
Child genius:
??????
Walking Disaster:
LOOOOOOl
You are so lame
Child genius:
@Huckleberry Please explain what you just said
I don't know if my brain is so tired that I don't understand or it's you who doesn't make sense
Walking Disaster:
Him
It’s always him
Truste me
Huckleberry:
I mean those stupid gnomes that appear in that building game
The one where the little persons have that green thing above their heads
I always forget the name:(
But I never manage to give the gnomes the right gifts
Last time one got angry because I didn't give it a piece of fruit cake
And now it got angry because I gave it fruit cake
WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME? I don't understand
And now it’s anger haunts me in real life
Child genius:
Ohhhh yeah yeah
Do you know that there are different types of gnomes, right?
And everyone likes different things
Walking Disaster:
Fruit cake?
FRUIT CAKE?!
Nobody likes that Whitaker
Not even the gnomes
EW
Huckleberry:
Mine, yes
Apparently
I don't understand why T_T
Walking Disaster:
HAHAHAHAH
Huckleberry:
Wait, wait
@Child genius what do you mean there are different types?!
Are you saying that it's not the same with different costumes
Child genius:
Nope
There are many gnomes
Different ones
Don't they show up a lot in your house?
Huckleberry:
Yes, but I thought it was only a lot of copies of the same one
The same two always appear to me
The one who dresses like a bear and the normal one
Walking Disaster:
A furry gnome?
This thing only happens to you Huckleberry
istg
Mel-Mel:
Oh! Oh!
The first one likes toys and pie. The other is the one who likes the fruit cake.
It stresses me out to have them in my house
They leave too many packages of seeds:(
Huckleberry:
@Mel-Mel I completely understand you
Please take your seeds sir
None of my characters are gardeners
Neither do I
Walking Disaster:
Can we stop talking about nerd stuff, please?
Let's go back to the fact that Huckleberry has just broken a record
And you made someone earn a lot of money
Child genius:
Shen was quite happy to see how you were running to change
The last time I heard something I think they were already about one hundred dollars
Huckleberry:
I am truly God's strongest warrior
These people benefit from my misfortunes
Btw thanks @Mel-Mel
You are my savior
I love you
I wish everyone was as incredible as you
Not useless as someone I know @Walking Disaster
Walking Disaster:
Hey! Be careful what you say farm boy
I can kick you out of the house
Huckleberry:
Would you do that?
Really?
You would kick out your poor friend out on the street
Just for a joke?
Walking Disaster:
YES
Mel-Mel:
If Trinity kicks you out, you can come live with me and Becka
Walking Disaster:
And co.
Mel-Mel:
Eh?
Huckleberry:
Brave that you say that when you are worse
Walking Disaster:
You can't talk either
You are the least suitable to talk
Mr. ‘Tell me I'm a good boy again please’
Huckleberry:
I’m going to kill you in your sleep
With a napkin
And a butterknife
I know how to do it
I grew up in a farm
Walking Disaster:
Dare
You could never
I challenge you
Child genius:
I bet twenty to Santos
Walking Disaster:
@Child genius love u precious child
I’ll kill for you
Mel-Mel:
I don’t want to do kill the chat but they need us now
Like right now
20:22
Walking Disaster:
I thought that what I had already lived today had been bad
But this overcame him by far
My expectations of a hectic and strange day will never be the same
Huckleberry:
I'm just happy that I didn't have to change one more time
The rest? It was horrible.
Child genius:
I can't believe we survived
Walking Disaster:
I can't believe we're still sane
Kind of
@Mel-Mel Are you okay? I didn't see you in the last hour
Mel-Mel:
No, but thank you for asking
It was just too much
And after the patient's wife yelled at me
I had to take a few seconds to breathe
Child genius:
Anything you need
Please tell us
Walking Disaster:
x2
Huckleberry:
x3
Mel-Mel:
I love you guys
Thanks
Walking Disaster:
So…
Changing the subject…
Huckleberry:
You always do it
Walking Disaster:
Shut up
This is important
Huckleberry:
You always say that
Walking Disaster:
One more and I'll delete you from the group
Huckleberry:
:((((((
Walking Disaster:
Instead of complaining, better explain to us why it seemed like you were going to cry
You looked sadder than usual
Or excited
I can never distinguish what you feel just by seeing you
Huckleberry:
Uhhh
What do you mean?
I was fine
Normal
Everything 100% normal
Child genius:
Dr. Robby told him that he had done a good job and that he was very proud of him
Huckleberry:
VICTORIA
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
Mel-Mel:
That's good! You have been working hard and it was more than obvious that eventually they would recognize all your effort.
Huckleberry:
@Mel-Mel this is why you are my favorite
My sis
My brother
Walking Disaster:
Hey! >:((((
Private chat
Dennis Whitaker
Samira Mohan
20:35
Dennis:
I don't think I can continue with this
How do you do it?
Samira:
I don't know
I don't think I can either
Did you see what he looked like today?
I can't believe that man is real
HOW can he be so perfect?
Dennis:
My eyes were on Robby
Not on dr. Abbot
But I understand
I UNDERSTAND YOU
Samira:
I am deeply grateful for not working the night shift
But at the same time I want to work the night shift so bad
What do I do?
I want to tell him
Because my head keeps convincing me that I have an opportunity
BUT I KNOW I DON'T
I know that our conversations are not flirting interactions
Tell me I'm going crazy, please
That I'm exaggerating
Pls Den
Dennis:
Samira
Sam
Sam Sam
I can't tell you that
Not when I think that every time Robby and I hit our fists it's a declaration of love
T_T
Samira:
We are fucked
Dennis:
So fucked
Help
From: [email protected]
Subject: News, reminders and document update [monthly newsletter].
Good afternoon, everyone. This is this month's newsletter. In order to keep you all up to date with changes and news at the hospital, this message is scheduled to reach you on the first day of each month. Remember that if you have any questions, you can visit the administration office during working hours (8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.).
- Document update.
We reiterate that, in accordance with internal provisions and hospital regulations, all your documents must be updated by the end of the third week of the current month. Certificates, awards, and professional qualifications must be checked and endorsed by the archives department before being submitted. For new doctors, the list of required documents has been attached as a PDF at the end of this email. This process is necessary in order to issue your new credentials and fully register you on the staff roster. If any of your documents are still being processed, please download the letter of commitment and date extension form so that we can receive the document outside of the established time frame. Otherwise, the necessary steps cannot be completed. For those who have received an email with the subject line: ‘Urgent: Documents 03-843J’, please go to the accountant's office as soon as possible so that the content of the message can be explained to you.
- News.
a) For those who requested a microwave in the pediatric ward break room, we would like to inform you that the purchase has been completed and it will be installed in the coming days.
b) During the following week, two (2) of the CT scanners will be out of service due to required maintenance. Therefore, wait times will be longer than they are currently. Patients with non-life-threatening symptoms will be rescheduled as soon as possible. Patients from the Oncology and Emergency departments will be given priority. Please review the priority manual on the hospital's virtual platform.
c) Two new deliveries of face masks, tubes, surgical equipment, and gowns will arrive tomorrow morning. If your areas need more than what was budgeted, section heads should fill out the request form with the code D-432-SUP as soon as possible.
d) At the end of the month, expansion and remodeling works will begin on the west wing. The specialty areas located there will be relocated according to patient traffic. Medical offices will be shared, so we ask for your understanding in order to make this transition as smooth as possible.
e) The burnt-out light bulbs in corridors B-C4, B-C5, B-C7, and B-C32 have been replaced, and at the urgent request of Dr. Amadi, it has been verified that there was no supernatural presence in these areas, eliminating any excuse for not passing through them.
- Notices and announcements.
a) For those concerned about the recent outbreak of RSV, preventive measures have already been implemented in the main areas of the hospital. An awareness, vaccination, and outpatient treatment brigade is being formed. If you are interested in joining, please go to the epidemiology department to fill out the corresponding form and be added to the staff.
b) The food thief in the Emergency Department has been identified, so we request your presence in Conference Room 3 at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow to discuss the situation. If you ignore this message as you have ignored other personal notifications, we will proceed with temporary suspension and a deduction from your paycheck.
c) We remind you once again that the HR department has specific forms that must be filled out by those who are in a romantic relationship with another member of the hospital staff. Remember that it is mandatory to report such relationships in order to avoid conflicts.
- Parking.
Those interested in changing their assigned parking space must fill out form PK43-DMW and submit their request by this Friday at 7:00 p.m. Only parking spaces that have been assigned to hospital members with less than ten (10) years of seniority will be eligible for exchange. If two or more hospital members agree to exchange their spaces (regardless of seniority), they must submit form PK67-DML and a copy of their hospital ID card to make the change official.
- Permits, absences, sabbaticals, and retirements.
a) Leave forms have been modified in light of recent issues. You can download the new forms from the official website, where the new requirements for their validity have also been published. Please read everything carefully.
b) Anyone with more than four absences from the regular medical rotation schedule must report to the administrative office by Tuesday of next week.
c) After much discussion, Dr. Michael Robinavitch will not be taking his sabbatical year. He will remain head of the Emergency Department and assigned to the morning shift. However, his hours will be reduced at his request, and his workload will be alternated as previously agreed.
d) Dr. William DaMont's retirement party will be held in Conference Room 1 on the 23rd of this month. For those who wish to attend (and who are not from the Ophthalmology department), the only requirement is to bring a dish to share (check the list on the Ophthalmology bulletin board).
- New additions to the team.
As part of our ongoing improvement process, the hospital is pleased to announce the hiring of five (5) new physicians. Their valuable experience and knowledge are a great asset to the hospital.
a) Dr. Baran Al-Hashimi | Emergency Medicine
b) Dr. Joseph Crawford | Cardiology
c) Dr. Cora Bianchi | Traumatology
d) Dr. Warren Miles | Emergency Medicine
We also welcome a new MS4, who will be completing the final part of their training in these halls.
a) Alina Martínez | Transfer from Boston-Sunrise Teaching Hospital
That is all for now.
Thank you for your attention.