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  1. the sawdust in your eye by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    23 Feb 2026

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    Labour Day weekend at the cottage.

    A farmer with a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage must cross a river by boat. The farmer must help them all cross the river without anything being eaten.

    Shane keeps inviting people to the cottage. Everyone can cook. Except for Svetlana, who can't. She redeems herself by being excellent at pouring drinks.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
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