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1. Cupid's Chokehold by alltimebyler

   Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   17 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Will Byers/Mike Wheeler
   • Mike Wheeler
   • Will Byers
   • Eros (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Eleven | Jane Hopper
   • Dustin Henderson
   • Lucas Sinclair
   • Maxine "Max" Mayfield
   • Will Byers Loves Mike Wheeler
   • Mike Wheeler is a Mess
   • Loser Mike Wheeler
   • Cupid's Arrow (Ancient Roman Religion & Lore)
   • Falling In Love
   • Hawkins (Stranger Things)
   • Mike Wheeler Has a Crush on Will Byers
   • Happy Bylertines
   • Mike wants to know what love is
   • Will does too but he's his Cupid
   • Cupid Will Byers
   • Cupid Jane Ives
   • Mortal Loser Mike Wheeler
   • Eros cares for Will
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Romantic Comedy

   Summary

   "I'm assigned from Olympus, and I'm here to make sure you don't stay unlovable forever!"
   ..

   "Yeah.. right, and I'm Poseidon. Get lost." He muttered, waving him off. "Tell your boss that I'm not giving any tips for today, or tomorrow, or anyday anymore. I'm broke."
   ..

   "You don't believe me?" He asked, upset.

   "Ofcourse not." Mike said flatly. "You're just some weird guy in a costume. Or maybe I'm just hallucinating, and I'm really just sick in the head today because of the lack of sleep.. or whatever. Either way, I'm not interested."
    

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   Will Byers has a mission to accomplish given by Eros in Eros Inc. (Olympus), and it's to help his loser and Unlovable client, Mike Wheeler, to have a date before valentines.

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