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1. Because the Reporter said so! by ProxyWantsToSleep

   Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Spider-Man/Deadpool
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Awkward Flirting
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Idiots in Love
   • Wade Wilson Being Wade Wilson
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Loosely based on the comics
   • Additional Tags Might Be Added
   • No beta we die like Uncle Ben

   Summary

   Peter had gotten used to read absolutely horrendous claims about himself or other masked fellows in various newspapers. The more ridiculous a story, the more revenue it generated for its publishers. So when he came across an article claiming that Spider-Man and Deadpool were dating, he didn't think much of it. Unfortunately for him, Wade seemed to take delight in feeding the publics wishful thinking.

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