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  1. Thank God My Uncle Died! by

    Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)  

    15 Feb 2026

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    "Your uncle has died."

    It wasn't the worst news Hans had ever heard. In fact, it was the start of a beautiful, wealthy life. But there is a catch: to inherit the family fortune, Hans needs a spouse.

    Uncle Hanush hated many things: joy, spending money, and especially Hans's "lifestyle." So, naturally, Hans decides the best way to honor his uncle’s memory is to marry a man.

    Enter Henry. Ideally straight, conveniently poor, living right next door, and... surprisingly hung.
    It’s a simple business transaction. Surely, nothing could go wrong between a dramatic heir fueled by spite and his well-endowed handyman neighbor who insists he doesn't like men.

    (Or: A Modern AU where Hans needs a fake husband to spite his dead homophobic uncle, and Henry needs cash.)

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