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1. The Misadventures of Cheese Guy and Pinot Blanc by AtropaAzraelle (Polyoxyethylene)

   Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hank Anderson/Connor
   • Hank Anderson
   • Connor (Detroit: Become Human)
   • North (Detroit: Become Human)
   • Josh (Detroit: Become Human)
   • Simon (Detroit: Become Human)
   • Lucy (Detroit: Become Human)
   • Hankcon MiniBang 2026
   • Human AU
   • they meet in an airport
   • Hank's life is a disaster
   • Connor is also a disaster
   • romcom ass set up
   • Cheese
   • Wine
   • these two match each other's freak in ways nobody will ever understand
   • including them
   • connor in shirt stays
   • Connor in sock garters
   • i know what you're here for
   • Hank's here for it too

   Summary

   Hank bought cheese.

   Hank bought a lot of cheese. And now his sister isn't paying him back. But there's a cute guy in a stiff suit with brown eyes, and maybe the whole journey wasn't an annoying and expensive waste of time after all.

   Written for the Hankcon Minibang 2026

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   English

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