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1. Not paralyzed (But I seem to be struck by you) by Professional_cattle_lifter

   Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Charon/Hermes (Hades Video Game)
   • Charon (Hades Video Game)
   • Hermes (Hades Video Game)
   • Getting Together
   • Sexual Tension
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • hermes can change his genitals
   • not for gender issues
   • but comedic reasons
   • It's explained in the fic
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Dry Humping
   • Smut
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Mutual Pining
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Making Out
   • No Refractory Period
   • Friends to Lovers
   • technically monster fucking
   • Kinda
   • think venom's tongue type of monsterfucking
   • not beta read we die like zagreus
   • Oral Sex
   • Praise Kink
   • Accidental Voyeurism

   Summary

   The first time it happened he would swear up and down that it was an accident. He would go so far as to say that all the times thereafter had also been accidents. Hermes knew that his word didn’t hold much ground, being a reputable liar and all, but he was willing to swear under oath that everything had happened out of pure dumb luck and coincidences.

   Never say that the god of liars is immune to his own bullshit.

   Or, 4 times Hermes accidentally saw Charon without his robes, and 1 time he took them off himself

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