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“Which brings me back to my fuckin’ problem: the capitalistic scheme created by Big Valentine to sell flowers and candlelit dinners and shit at a discount while those of us not participatin’ have to fuckin’ suffer.”
Pete laughs and moves back over to the stove. “It’s one day, Olson,” he says over his shoulder. “I’m sure you’ll survive.”
Hank scoffs and sinks back down onto Art’s thigh. “Easy for you to fuckin’ say, McVries, you got Garraty to wine and dine, you’ll get all the fuckin’ free shit they’re givin’ out.”
“If it’s just about the free stuff and discounts, why not just find someone to go with you and take advantage of it?” Pete suggests with a smirk. He’s looking at Art now, who realizes too late what Pete is planning.
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Hank and Art pretend to date to take advantage of Valentine's discounts.