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Bucky Barnes has added Ava Starr, Yelena Belova, John Walker, Robert Reynolds, Alexei Shostakov to “Unnamed Group Chat.”
Bucky Barnes: This is a secured group chat where we can go over Mission plans. Please do not use it for anything else.
Yelena Belova: Boring.
Ava Starr: Yeah how about no.
Alexei Shostakov: AH OFFICIAL AVENGERZ GROUP CHAT YES!
John Walker: Why is everything you type in all caps?
Yelena Belova: Ugh not again
Ava Starr: Again? Does this happen frequently?
Yelena Belova: Daddy please
Yelena Belova: Yes all the time
Alexei Shostakov: I'M TRYING OMISHIKA I DO NOT REMEMBER HOW TO REMOVE CAPS
John Walker: You just press the arrow until it Isn’t glowing
Alexei Shostakov: Ah I have fixed dit thank you Walker
John Walker: No problem
Ava Starr: You couldn’t have let it simmer for a little bit
John Walker: Why would I do that
Ava starr: It would have been hilarious
Yelena Belova: Trust me ava it would not have
Bucky Barnes: It’s been five seconds and we’re already off track
John Walker: I have no clue what you were expecting Yelena never follows instructions, and Ava refuses to listen
Yelena Belova: Slander I follow instructions it's just not yours
Ava Starr: Like you’re so perfect mister
John Walker: Need I remind you of the vault incident?
Yelena Belova: Oh here we go again🙄
Ava starr:🙄
Alexei Shostakov: WHAT HAPPENED IN VAULT? YOU NEVER EXPLAINED AND I FEEL SO OUTCASTED.
Yelena Belova: You do not need to know
John Walker: Yeah I’d rather not say
John Walker: Wait that reminds me Why did you add Bob?
Yelena Belova: Why is Bob not allowed to be in chat? He is member
John Walker: Yeah but he’s… you know
Ava Starr: No we don’t know
John Walker: He’s not exactly stable
Yelena Belova: Oh so you think because he has mental problems he shouldn’t be allowed in the chat?
John Walker: It’s not like that
John Walker: I think the man whose severe depression can cause an entire new york to experience trauma shouldn’t be exposed to anything triggering
Yelena Belova: Right Sure
John Walker: What does that mean?
Yelena Belova: it means I do not believe you Walker
Bucky Barnes: Bob is a member of the team Plus he likes being informed of things If you’re worried about triggering him just make sure not to write anything too graphic
Ava Starr: Problem solved Shouldn’t be too hard an order for Soldier Boy to follow
Yelena Belova: Speaking of which where is Bob?
Alexei Shostakov: The little crow is sleeping
Bucky Barnes: I guess it is late everyone should head to bed we’ll continue planning in the morning
John Walker: Way ahead of you
Ava Starr: it’s only 10
Yelena Belova: Yes It is early
Alexei Shostakov: AGREE WE SHOULD STAY UP LONG WE ARE HEREOs WE CAN FUNCTION FINE
John Walker: You guys can do that I’ve got a schedule
Ava Starr: Ah right military boy and his curfew
John Walker: It’s called being an adult
Ava Starr: Right because all adults freak out when their favorite cup is missing and throw a huge tantrum that makes them prissy
Yelena Belova: lol
Ava Starr: And all adults make rounds around the house and peek into people’s rooms like a bloody stalker
John Walker: I don’t have time for this I’m cutting my phone off
Ava Starr: yeah of course Good night Sleep tight baby
Yelena Belova: Night Walker
Alexei Shostakov: GOOD NIGHT SOLDIER REST WELL
Yelena Belova: Dad the caps are giving me a headache plz press the glowing arrow
Ava Star: Still think it's hilarious
Bucky Barnes: Good night and that goes for all of you Bed Now
Ava Starr: Like you are one to talk mister up till 2 o’clock with your warm glass of milk
Yelena Belova: Warm glass of milk? No. It’s 4 a.m. with a bottle of grape juice
Ava Starr: Why would he be up till 4 with grape juice
Yelena Belova: Because that is when he wakes from his night terrors and I get him a cup of Grape Juice
Ava Starr: And you r awake because?
Yelena Belova: Because his room is next to mine and he is a loud screamer
Bucky Barnes: I don’t like how you guys are talking about me as if i'm not able to talk for myself
Ava Starr: I don’t like how you’ve been lying about your sleep
Alexei Shostakov: i am very confused. Why is Bucky awake at 2 and 4?
Alexei Shostakov: Does he wake that much from terror of night?
Ava Starr: No he doesn’t sleep i wake up at two due to chronic pain then we make hot chocolate and then I convince him to go back to bed
Yelena Belova:.ah I see
Yelena Belova: and then he sleeps for two hours is frightened by nightmare wakes me with screaming then we talk and I convince him to sleep at six
Alexei Shostakov: Ah Wait am confused
Ava Starr: What confusing about that old man?
Alexei Shostakov: If Bucky sleeps at six then how train with Walker at six?
Yelena Belova: Bucky Barnes does what?
Bucky Barnes: Can we talk about this tomorrow?
Yelena Belova: No We talk about this now You have been deceiving us
Ava Starr: Not that I care all that much but how do you function when you don’t sleep?
Bucky Barnes: I do sleep
Yelena Belova: Yes with Sam We know
Ava Starr: lmfaoooo
Yelena Belova: We are talking about how you ever rest
Ava Starr: yeah explain
Bucky Barnes: I do sleep It’s just ten minute power naps I’m a super soldier I can stay awake for days
Yelena Belova: i can’t believe I’m saying this but that doesn’t mean you should
Alexei Shostakov: Ah let man be is super soldier He is fine
Ava Starr: Let it be known that if Alexei agrees with you then you are clearly in the wrong
Bucky Barnes: You know what you’re right I am going to sleep and so should you guys Good night
Ava Starr: Good night I’ll see you at 2 in the morning Bucky
Yelena Belova: And I will be forcing you to sleep at six
Alexei Shostakov: Good night to all very much love
Alexei Shostakov: Ah tomorrow should change the name to Avengerz yes?