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“There’s a trend going on in the comments,” Connors explains. “#RobotShane.”
“Robot?” Ilya repeats, confused.
“Because he’s so stiff in interviews. Like a machine.”
“And this is funny?”
“Oh, come on,” Cliff says, exasperated. “I know you and Shane are friends now, or whatever, since you started the charity -”
“Listen to this!” Connors interrupts. “‘#RobotShane would probably be a lot less stiff if he spent more of his off-time getting stiff.’”
Everyone laughs again, as if they’ve just heard a particularly hilarious joke, rather than a Youtube comment most likely written by a twelve-year-old.
“Do we think Shane even knows what sex is?” St-Simon snickers. “He probably just powers down in a corner in between games.”
