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1. Iliad but with group chats by Lady_Lotus

   Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller  

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   06 Feb 2026

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   • Achilles/Patroclus (Song of Achilles)
   • Achilles/Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Diomedes & Odysseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Odysseus/Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Agamemnon & Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Helen of Troy/Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Achilles/Deidamia of Skyros (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Achilles & Deidamia of Skyros (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Achilles & Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Achilles (Song of Achilles)
   • Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Patroclus (Song of Achilles)
   • Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Deidamia of Skyros (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Thetis (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • crackfic
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • it's kinda chaotic
   • or maybe a lot chaotic
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Good Parent Thetis (Song of Achilles)

   Summary

   Odysseus: no I actually I sadly went insane and therefore cannot do anything to assist u. Truly a tragedy.

   Diomedes: oh how will we ever recover?

   Odysseus: well of course u won't

   Diomedes: That was rhetorical but thanks ig. I am enlightened.

   Agamemnon: So what's our next priority? Cause I've realized we don't have Achilles. Anyone wanna go find him?

   Diomedes: not it. Make Ody go

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   Basically, the Trojan war but if they had phones

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