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1. Touch Makes Me Sick by CrazedTheKitsune

   Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   02 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Medic (Team Fortress 2)/You
   • Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
   • Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
   • Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
   • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Demoman (Team Fortress 2)
   • Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Not quite sure what I'm doing yet but I'll get there
   • I'll add more tags as I go don't worry
   • reader is both plural coded and alterhuman coded because I said so
   • Reader uses he/him and it/that pronouns
   • Reader is transmasc
   • this is my first fanfic go easy on me
   • Mostly just following what I see to be categorized as a /reader on here so if it's too far into oc territory just let me know and I'll change the tags
   • reader is an additional class
   • AU where some of the bodies just don't despawn for some reason (I may or may not give this lore later who knows)
   • no beta we die
   • we just die
   • I don't speak German so it'll probably be shitty sorry in advance
   • medic wants so bad to be the best buildabear'er
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con

   Summary

   You're a new hire on base, the Bookkeeper (or just Keeper). Your job is to take note of all of non-despawning bodies, note how they died, any injuries, whatever else seems important, take some close-ups for proof, then cremate them (as it's easier to get rid of ash than a whole ass body). You also repeat this process with any random bodies Ms. Pauling may bring in. Overall, you're having a time.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,857

   Chapters:

   8/?

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