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1. Tinker Tailor Soldier Squib by MadCyril

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Life on Mars (UK), The Honourable Schoolboy - John Le Carré  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   17 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • George Smiley/Janice Jones
   • George Smiley/Walburga Black
   • George Smiley/Janice Jones/Livia Trovatella
   • George Smiley
   • Janice Jones
   • Sam Tyler
   • Gene Hunt
   • Annie Cartwright
   • Peter Perrett (Musician)
   • Jackie Leven
   • Joe Pimento
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Peter Guillam
   • Abraxas Malfoy
   • Dobby (Harry Potter)
   • Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
   • Toby Esterhase
   • James Potter
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • Lily Evans
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Fawn (Smiley novels)
   • Rikki Tarr
   • Walburga Black
   • Molly Meakin
   • Blaise Zabini's Mother
   • Arcturus Black III | Sirius Black's Grandfather
   • Oliver Lacon
   • Lemon
   • Satire
   • Spies & Secret Agents
   • Vampires
   • Werewolves
   • faerie sex
   • Porn

   Summary

   You’ve seen it before. Now spring cleaned.
   George Smiley is as sniffy about Bill Haydon's artistic abilities as only a man of his expensive education can be. Yet that treacherous bounder had apparently found his muse in Janice Jones. And perhaps George would too.
   The problem was what to do with Albus Dumbledore's disgusting mead.
   Chapter notes added should you need to avoid The Dead Doves.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Chekhov's Fluffy Arsenal

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   91,914

   Chapters:

   24/67

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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