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Parent teacher day
One shot, nothing more.
Anyway welcome to this story, rated teen for a reason, implied pairings and what not.
Begin.
Izuku strummed his fingers nervously at his desk, today was parent teacher day, the problem? He hadn't told his mum, the even bigger problem? The school sent out automated emails that morning after he left and she was on her way, worried that he was in trouble. He just knew the room would end up flooded.
He could already see Bakugo twitching in anger as Mitsuki berated him rather loudly for not having a romantic partner yet. Ochako was blushing up a storm as her father doted on her with a large cheerful grin, his cat like tail flicking around behind him. Momo sighed as she merely went over her notes from yesterday's lesson, her parents both too busy to attend.
Toru's family was just as invisible and as excitable as her. Kirishima's mums had both shown up and the trio were flexing and commenting about how awesome everyone was, honestly it was somewhat easy to see where the knucklehead got his personality from. Kaminari's dad had shown up and merely sat quietly next to his son, the blonde sweating nervously as he tried not to mess up.
Mina's dad looked like a pudgy pink guy with no nose, flat ears and a single antenna atop his head wearing nothing but a pair of pants and some boxing gloves. Her mother looked baseline human asides a pair of curled yellow horns atop her head and was wearing a flour stained baker's outfit, having obviously rushed over from work. Tsuyu's little siblings and mother had shown up and had taken to drawing in the corner of the room with Aoyama and his equally flamboyant mother.
Sero's uncle had shown up in stead of his parents and asides having the same hairstyle and eyes as Sero there was no real similarities, the guy looked like he should of been related to Tetsutetsu from 1b instead of Sero. Koda was sitting quietly in the corner with his pet rabbit and his grandmother, an elderly lady with a similar rocky looking head to him but with grey curly hair atop her head.
Sato's father was rather short, being only half his son's height and build but he still managed to cut an intimidating figure, infact Izuku was pretty sure he had seen the guy on Luchador wrestling in the past.
Tokoyami groaned in embarrassment as he slammed his face into the desk, his dark and broody attitude easily overshadowed by his bright and cheerful mother who had a parrot's head and was trying to show off baby photos to anybody nearby. Iida was sitting stiffly at his desk as he tried and failed to set up a webcam so his busy parents could sort of attend, Mineta was actually trying to walk him through it. The comment about his having set up a webcam for his mum however was silently agreed to be ignored for their own sanity especially since his mother looked like Miruko but with grapes for hair and slightly shorter, said mother was drooling over Ochako's dad from across the room.
Jirou's parents had both shown up in their band outfits much to her embarrassment, neither parent having missed the way she kept looking towards Momo had lead to some teasing on their part.
Even Aizawa's mother had shown up much to everyone's shock and Aizawa's annoyance. The grey haired old lady had crawled in using a sleeping bag, booted aizawa from his own and wrapped herself in it for a total of 2 sleeping bags wrapped around her, a name badge of "Mary Aizawa" barely visible stuck to her shirt.
Shoto merely stared flatly ahead, ignoring his sister who had shown up in place of his father and was trying to get him to talk about how school was.
"Right, homeroom is about to begin." Aizawa droned out, he honestly wouldn't of bothered normally but his mother had a mean streak as wide as Recovery Girl's one.
"Sorry I am late." Yagi called as he rushed in the door, a few parents were in shock at the sight of the skeletal man. Most of 1A had no clue who the heck this was either asides Izuku and Aizawa. "Nedzu had me run papers to everyone Aizawa."
"Illogical, why not just use the mail chutes?" Aizawa asked as he gestured at the clear pipe in the corner of the from behind his desk. Yagi sweatdropped as he handed over the sheets to the hobo hero, internally he was cursing the chimera as there was no way in hell he'd say it aloud.
"Here have a jelly pouch dear." Aizawa's mother smiled as she handed a jelly pouch to Yagi. "Lord knows my son only buys the unhealthy ones."
"Mum... He's a gown man it's illogical to treat him as a child." Aizawa pointed out in deadpan.
"And it's illogical you still haven't married that lovely Fukakado lady and given me grandbabies yet." His mother huffed back in annoyance.
"Moving on." Aizawa growled in annoyance. "Today you'll be showing your parents around the school, parents please don't loose your guest passes or it'll trigger the security."
At this moment the door was booted open once more and Inko painted heavily as she rushed into the room. She pelted off a quick apology without really looking around as she made her way to her son's side and wrapped him in a hug, tears already threatening to fall as she muttered apologies about almost missing his school event.
"Hey Inks." Mitsuki chuckled as she held her son in a headlock. Katsuki growls in annoyance and tried to bite her hand but failed.
"Oh hello Mitsuki." Inko smiled politely before turning her attention to the front and freezing in shock as another figure panting lightly entered the room. "Hisashi?!"
"Dad?!" Izuku choked out.
"Hey guys." A white haired man painted slightly as he gave a lazy wave of his hand. "Wanted to surprise you and Izuku this morning but got the email at the airport... Oh great the old idiot is here."
"Hmm? I know you brat?" Aizawa's mother grunted in confusion.
"Yes Mary but I was talking about the blonde moron over there." Hisashi sighed while gesturing at Yagi.
"Oh well okay, wait, are you part of the Knitting club?" Mary Aizawa asked.
"Yes Mary, next meeting is in three days by the way." Hisashi replied before turning his attention to Yagi and growled. "So why are you here moron?"
"You know him dad? That's just Yagi-san he trained me for a few months before UA and he works here as an intern." Izuku pointed out.
"Of course I know the idiot, he almost caved my face in and I took out half his internal organs at the same time." Hisashi huffed leading to horrified looks from everyone but particularly Yagi and Izuku. "Now before you try to start a fight I am retired, payed the fines and have an all clear from the HPSC."
"What exactly are we missing?" Aizawa sighed in agitation.
"Hisashi is a former S tier Villain who could steal quirks and ruled Japan for a few hundred years." Mitsuki waved it off like it was nothing. Aizawa's eyes narrowed as he capture weapon shot out, binding the white haired man and lifting him into the air where he sat with an unimpressed look.
"You didn't know? Illogical! You weren't perceptive enough!" Mary snapped at Aizawa, tossing a piece of chalk at her son.
"You were behind the USJ weren't you?!" Yagi growled.
"Me personally? No." Hisashi shook his head. "I'm retired, the Nomu sounds like something I tried ages ago but gave up on since it was a failure. They were meant to be quirk suppositories to multiply quirks with for the quirkless, instead they turned into mindless brutes and the quirks couldn't be removed. If they had worked my son would of never had grown up without one."
"And how do we know this is true?!" Yagi growled.
"Oh please Inks can't lie to save her own ass." Mitsuki chuckled. "I asked her ages ago when I was bored if she ever broke the Law and she broke down crying about her husband and how they used to rule the underworld before Izuku was born then that knuckle head there joined in, tried to act threatening and got his ass beat by Inko."
"And Nana?" Yagi growled in anger at the man.
"My mother in law." Hisashi nodded while Inko facepalmed "I didn't even kill her, just slapped her around a bit and put her in the vault."
"What?!" Izuku squeaked looking terrified as he sat up straight in his seat and shivered in fear.
"Oh you didn't." Inko sighed in exasperation as she facepalmed.
"Uh what vault?" Jirou asked nervously, most of the class too worried about pissing off the ancient supervillain to make a sound and her own parents looked about ready to faint at her speaking up.
"When I was a kid dad used to tell me bad kids had to go in the vault." Izuku shuddered fearfully, especially knowing it was now a real thing.
"And I fulfilled every man's dream, I imprisoned my mother in law." Hisashi chuckled in glee from within his binds.
"Word!" Mitsuki laughed, absently slapping Katsuki's hand down to avoid an explosion messing up her hair. A few of the fathers nodded absently.
"I'm gonna cave your face in properly this time!" Yagi snarled.
"Oh do try, I don't even use my quirk anymore, you busted my control over it when you broke my skull open." Hisashi laughed. "You'd be attacking a defensless civillain!"
"Dad. Fuck you." Izuku deadpanned before lightning crackled up his arm and he threw an eraser at the man's face leaking a large bruise as a sonic boom rattled the windows.
"Okay. Deserved that." Hisashi groaned in mild pain. "Besides I haven't done the whole All for One thing for years now."
"Attention staff, leave Hisashi alone. That is all. Hahahaha!" Nedzu cackled over the PA.
Hisashi gulped nervously. "Ok, send me to Tartarus please. No way in hell is that little abomination getting his paws on me."
"You've met Nedzu?" Aizawa asked.
"Met him? The fur ball is a fucking stalker." Hisashi shuddered fearfully. "Please. Send me to Tartarus. Like now."
"On one hand you're a real sick bastard and villain." Yagi frowned. "On the other, nobody deserves to be subjected to Nedzu. Alright, I'm taking him to Tartarus."
"Thankyou!" Hisashi sobbed with relief as Yagi removed Hisashi from the capture scarf and lead the willing villain away. Moments later the Cackle of Nedzu echoed through the halls followed by two screams of terror and the sound of hundreds of turrets whirring into active status before opening fire.
"Anybody else secretly a vigilante or villain?" Aizawa groaned in annoyance. His eye twitched violently upon seeing half the people in the room raise their hands. "Put you hand down mum."
"Shut it." Mary huffed as she threw a piece of chalk at her son. "Being a vigilante was logical since paperwork takes up valuable time."
End.