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STRANGAy THINGS: Season 1 Episode 1: The ‫Vanishing‬ of Mike’s Sanity

Summary:

A self indulgent semi-chatfic about a show that I 💯 could write a better ending for(DO NOT TRUST ME GNG)

or
Stranger Things rewritten in the modern era but with a twist(the twist being my horrible sense of humor)

Notes:

JOKES ON YOU IM THE EIGHTEENTH DUFFER BROTHER
HERES THE OG SCRIPT GUYS TRUST
IGNORE TGAT ITS THE WRING TIME PERIID OK

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Will gets jumpscared by Freddy freaking fazbear

Chapter Text

New Chat: The Party
Members: the cleric, the cleric’s paladin, lionheart, purr
——

the cleric:
_ what
_ Mike did u make this
_ Mike I can literally hear you sweat dropping rn

the cleric’s paladin:
_ yeah

the cleric:
_ FROM ACROSS TOWN
_ oh nvm
_ hi o/“

purr:
_ wait what is this for
_ i thought we already had a chat

lionheart:
_ that was more dnd planning tho

purr:
_ ok fair
_ but what would we even talk abt

the cleric:
_ idk just things that we think are cool
_ orrrr…

lionheart:
_ gossip?

the cleric:
_ yessssss
_ did you hearfn ufc r
_ HOLY MOTHER OF

purr:
_ what
_ holy mother of what

the cleric:
_ I just heard a creak in my house
_ ima go check it out

the cleric’s paladin:
_ !! WILL NO
_ DONT END UO IN A HORROR MOVIE

lionheart:
_ “ou”?
_ tf does that mean Mike

the cleric’s paladin:
_ bro shush
_ will?
_ will did you just get jumpscared
_ by like
_ Freddy fazbear or smthn
_ will
_ willll
_ WILL
_ WILLLLLLLLLLL
_ holy shit I think he’s dead

~\\~-~/📱\~-~//~

Will’s phone is laying on the ground, buzzing as the notifications come in. It sits in front of the shed alone, the cracked screen faintly illuminating the wood. It is deathly silent. If Will was here, he isn’t anymore.

Notes:

YAYYYY FIRST CHAPTER DONE TELL ME YALLS THOUGHTS

lowkey how did y’all feel about st5 like I think I was okay but kinda overall sucked like the writing was just bad :(
BUT TGATS WHY IM MAKING THUS FIC
for selfish reasons lmao I’m just making stuff up as I go

Anyways happy new year to you all WE R IN 2026 BAYBEE