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    One foot in one world, the other in a completely different world. Percy Jackson has lived this reality to the fullest. As the son of a god but also, as the son of a witch. Somehow, even after he's retired from the demigod life, his hero's luck manages to follow him to the magical world, too. Because, obviously, Percy Jackson can't get a nice, easy happy ending.
    After moving to Europe with Annabeth, Percy gets an offer he can't turn down, from a man he dare not refuse. The next thing he knew, he was a Professor at Hogwarts- trying to not pull his teeth out, because a certain pink-clad co-worker of his clearly hates children, and acts like it. He just wants to keep these kids safe, and maybe give them a few pointers on how to survive when a 'BBEG' has his eye on you.
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    Life for Harry has been one tragedy after another. Cedric is dead, no one will believe him, and he'd really just rather have a normal school year. But his life is never normal, is it? When a new, young American professor shows up at school and starts poking his nose into things a little too much, Harry suddenly has to try a lot harder to keep the Army a secret. And why was the only teacher who seemed willing to listen to him so clearly a spy?

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