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1. Dairymen by VioletSmith for SAMH0UND

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Israel Hands
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • Jim Jimenez
   • Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Ivan (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Fang (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Val Pearson
   • Jim Caxton
   • Mickey Johnstone
   • Cliff Costello
   • Post-Season/Series 01
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • the extended Con O'Neill universe
   • Secret Marriage
   • Polyamory Negotiations
   • Kidnapping
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Humor
   • Oral Sex
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Voyeurism
   • Stede Bonnet's antique designer cuck chair
   • Spouses to Lovers
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Wound Care
   • Married Couple
   • married EdIzzy
   • Cheese
   • Protectiveness

   Summary

   For the wonderful Sam, who gave the prompt "Ed chooses Izzy over Stede in some way. Established-married-for-30-years-Edizzy PLEAAAASE."

   This story grew a bit of a life of its own, but I hope it fits the bill!

   A post-S1 vibes canon-divergent pre-steddyhands/steddyhands getting together fic, in which Stede and Izzy are kidnapped by a gang of hapless thugs and the rest of the crew, led by Blackbeard himself, have to rescue them.

   Featuring cameos from as many of the roles that Con O'Neill has blessed us with as I could fit into one fic, secret 30 year EdIzzy marriage, sword fights, escape plans, a bit of gratuitous voyeurism, and Stede discovering some new things about himself.

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