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Queen of Dreams, Menace of Reality

Summary:

Just random one-shots of our beloved Heroine Momo Ayase sleepwalking issues. Complete with hijinks in that DandaDan spirit (hopefully)

Notes:

Hello DandaDan fans and readers! Yeah finally always wanted to make a short story about Momo and the comedic aspect of sleepwalking

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Chapter 1: Late Night at the Shiratori residence

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Aira is getting ready for bed, brushing her hair, enjoying a rare moment of serenity.

 

Silence. Peace. Stability.

 

Then—

 

KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.

 

Too slow to be urgent.

Too soft to be threatening.

Too heavy to be normal.

 

Aira blinks, confused.

 

Aira:

“…If that’s another yokai trying to sell me cursed essential oils, I swear—”

 

She opens the door.

 

And there’s Momo Ayase, pajamas drooping off one shoulder, barefoot, eyes fully closed, leaning against the doorframe like she’s forgetting how gravity works.

 

She mumbles:

 

Momo (asleep):

“…lemme… innn… Aira… I needa… fight you… or… pizza… I forgot…”

 

Aira pinches the bridge of her nose.

 

Aira:

“I’m the protagonist of this story. I’m the heroine. I’m the main—

…you’re not even awake, are you?”

 

Momo sways. Like a tree in a storm.

A sleepy, adorable, absolutely clueless tree.

 

She mumbles again:

 

Momo:

“…open sesame… …skank…”

 

Aira twitches.

 

Aira:

“EXCUSE ME—?! You unconscious gremlin—”