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  1. Putting on a Show by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    28 Dec 2025

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    “Stewjoni male. Mid-thirties. Sexually inactive. Capable of erections,” they list off like he’s a prize animal at a fair and not a sentient being who can hear them. “Non-lethal methods only. How shall we start?”

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    In front of the cameras of a twisted holocast production, Obi-Wan must put on a show, whether he wants to or not.

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