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1. Like Real People Do by bckyardcreature

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • I Wrote This While Listening to Hozier's Music
   • Song: Like Real People Do (Hozier)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Porn With Plot
   • Fluff
   • My First Smut
   • Shadow Milk Cookie Needs a Hug (Cookie Run)
   • Bottom Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Shapeshifter Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie Redemption (Cookie Run)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie Has a Vagina (Cookie Run)
   • Top Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Service Top Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Praise
   • a whole lotta praise
   • pretty vanilla ngl
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • asexual author
   • Out of Character
   • probably
   • Sorry Not Sorry
   • Oneshot
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Cookie Run Characters Are Ambiguously Cookies or Human

   Summary

   Pure Vanilla wants kids but Shadow Milk is unsure.

   Language:

   English

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