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1. pretty lies by t0bysaurus

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Prism | Alice (Dispatch)
   • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Beef the Dog (Dispatch)
   • Sonar | Victor (Dispatch)
   • Bisexual Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Sexuality Crisis
   • Getting Together
   • eventually i swear
   • Slow Burn
   • if i have the patience
   • Eventual Smut
   • Masturbation
   • Masturbation in Shower
   • Anxious Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)

   Summary

   "Doubt that, given he's MY boyfriend."

    

   The words hit Herman like another shot. He was drunk, but he wouldn't have forgotten a whole relationship. Robert was lying. And not just that, but lying for him.

    

   How is Herman supposed to be normal when Robert acts...like that?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,037

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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