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1. I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire by Ilandere

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 4, Fallout (TV 2024)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
   • Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
   • Archie (Our Flag Means Death)/Oluwande Boodhari/Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao/Jim Jimenez
   • Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Israel Hands
   • Jim Jimenez
   • Oluwande Boodhari
   • Wee John Feeney
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Buttons (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Roach (Our Flag Means Death)
   • The Swede (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Fang (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Ivan (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Evelyn Higgins
   • Nigel Badminton
   • Alternate Universe - Fallout (Video Games) Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse
   • Found Family
   • Slow Burn
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Non-human characters
   • Robots
   • the Badmintons suck ass
   • but in the bad way not the sexy way
   • no beta we die like the pos bos
   • Past Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham
   • Israel Hands Needs a Nap
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach is a Little Shit
   • Stede Bonnet has power in name only

   Summary

   AKA Our Vault Means Death

   Stede Bonnet has finally done it! He's left the underground Vault he's been in his entire life, only to emerge on a post-apocalyptic Wasteland very different from the world he's learned from books. For one, everybody is much less friendly than he was hoping. But they are more welcoming than his peers from the Vault. He joins a community called The Boneyard, and with them wants to help the rest of the Wasteland...

   If only there wasn't the Raiders led by some very...handsome men to contend with.

   ___

   A Fallout inspired AU. No prior knowledge is required!!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,182

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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