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Harvey was confused. No one had seen Adam at all today. Not in the morning, day or even in the evening! What was he doing inside that was so much more important? Harvey and the others were all concerned about him, so they decided to visit him. ...Once they were there, everyone sat outside Adam's house, literally not doing anything for some reason.
"..."
"So, uh... what do we do??" Alcina asks, breaking the silence in frustration.
"Obviously we break in." Lindii says blatantly.
"What?! No!" Alcina yells, flabbergasted at the idea.
"He does that to me like every day! I have to fix the fucking window all the time and I hate it!!" Lindii shoots back, pouting.
"Toxic yuri....."
"Huh?" Lindii and Alcina exclaim in unison.
"Who said that." the lemur asks, looking around in absolute confusion. Sunny snickers and everyone looks at him in disappointment.
"It wasn't me, I swear!! I just found it funny!!!"
"This is getting nowhere... let's just use my key." Harvey sighs, taking a rainbow-colored key from their back pocket.
"You've had a key this whole time?!" Lindii asks, facepalming in annoyance.
"Yeah, I was just bored so I didn't use it." they respond, walking towards the door, but pause when they notice that Sunny's gone.
"He was literally here a second ago." they say, sighing.
"Sunny went to throw rocks at the window." Anna states, pointing towards Sunny, picking rocks up from the ground and yeeting them towards Adam's window, which somehow does literally nothing. The window does not budge. Sunny grabs a boulder and hurls it towards the window but it bounces back to him, crushing him. Everyone watches in silence.
"I'll go help him....." Anna mumbles, walking over to Sunny.
"So....am I the only one going inside?" Harvey asks, jingling their keys to get the others' attention.
"Ooh, shiny....." Alcina mutters, grinning in interest.
"Not for you. Anyway, Lindii?" Harvey states, putting the keys behind their back, to which Alcina follows their hand.
"Yeah, sure, I'll come." Lindii agrees, hearing a "that's what she said!" from the distance. Either Sunny or Pol. Probably Sunny though due to the british accent. Well, it could be Pol faking a british accent. Hmm, what even is a british, honestly? Lindii thinks this train of thought leads nowhere and focuses back in the pair in front of them. Alcina is still following the keys. Harvey grabs a gemstone from their pocket and throws it to where Anna and Sunny probably are to make her stop. Alcina scurries towards the shiny gem, probably to keep it for her collection, or something? Lindii never figured out what she did with them. Where did Harvey get those gems, anyway? Whatever.
"Okay, just us, I guess... let's go." Lindii says, waving their hand in front of Harvey's face to stop them from gazing at Alcina fondly. Sigh, why are their crushes always one-side- Lindii quickly packs that thought away into a far corner of their brain. We are NOT getting into that can of worms today.
"O-oh, yeah!! Haha..." Harvey stutters, taking their keys and awkwardly opening the door.
Adam's house is.... really messy. Like, REALLY messy. Lindii SWEARS last time they visited it wasn't this bad, and that was like last week!!
"What..." Harvey says, pinching the bridge of their nose as their agony ensues. "ADAM, ARE YOU SERIOUS??" they yell, running over to Adam's room. Lindii follows, seeing as there's nothing else to do.
In the certain raccoon's room, books and comics are strown across the floor, all seemingly... yuri???
"FUCKING AGAIN?!" Harvey exclaims, falling to the floor in depression. Adam's head perks up from his laptop. He's on his bed, laying on his stomach, kicking his feet slowly. Lindii's confused. VERY confused, but curious, so they look at what Adam is reading.... a story called "Yuri Oneshots" on FanFiction.net. Another tab was his MySpace account and a few Google searches such as: "best yuri comics to rea...", "YURI YURI YURI YURI YU..." and "yuri r34". Another FanFiction.net tab. And another. And another. How many tabs does he have of just yuri??? Lindii raises an eyebrow, but decides to indulge him, until they hear Harvey's sobbing stop.
"No. No, Lin. Do not."
"Huh? Um, anyway... I-"
"NO!!"
"I read yuri too."
Adam's head twists at a 180° angle and his eyes immediately lighten up.
"FUCK!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!" Harvey yells, gripping at their hair, trying to rip it out.
"Um." Lindii says, admittedly kind of scared at seeing Harvey like this. Usually they're so calm and composed and cool and pretty and-
"You like yuri too?! What's your favorite yuri book, or comic, or fanfiction??" Adam asks, gripping onto Lindii's shoulders. He reminds them of an annoying younger brother.
"I like a lot of the ones in Yuri Shimai! Maria-sama ga Miteru is also good." Lindii explains, taking Adam's hands off their shoulders. Suddenly, a breaking window interrupted their, uh... quality time together???
"I heard yuri!!" Sunny yells, poking their head through the window. He crawls in, landing on his stomach before standing up. His face drops, looking at the scene in understandable bewilderment. Anna peeks through the window before grimacing and quickly ducking her head.
"...again...??" Sunny states, tilting his head in confusion.
"I brought cookies!!!" Dr. Pol yells, opening the door and twirling around with a bowl full of freshly-baked cookies. "Oh, uh.... looks like the yuri potion worked a little TOO well..."
"WHAT??" everyone except Pol asks in unison.
"Uh byebye hope you enjoy the cookies!!!" Pol runs away from the room, leaving the bowl of cookies on the ground.
☆Yesterday....☆
Dr. Pol knocks on the alchemist's door, grinning widely when Kenzie opens the door. Kenzie sighs as she sees Pol, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Is it seriously potion time again." he asks, letting Pol in anyway. She strolls past her, walking down the stairs to his basement.
"Yup!!" she yells while walking, though stops when she notices Kenzie isn't with her. "Heyyy...." she pouts, making an overdramatic frown. Kenzie just rolls her eyes and follows her, Pol grinning again before turning around and slamming her head into the doorframe.
"SHIT-! augh.. SERIOUSLY?? I come over ALL THE TIME and the door is STILL too short for me?!" she exclaims, taking a deep breath and regaining her composure before crouching down a bit to get through the doorway.
"Sounds like a you problem. How's the weather up there?"
"We're inside. There is literally no weather."
"Well, actually, technically if you count the-"
...Kenzie went on for 5 hours talking about weather and the air climate of indoors areas.
"-and that's why red pandas are the weakest animals in history. ....wait, you listened to me the whole time?" Kenzie finished, raising an eyebrow at Pol.... actually awake. Usually people fall asleep or zone out during his rants.
"Yeah. You did get a few things wrong though, for example in certain areas protected by mechanical walls and machinery the air can be considered blah blah blah why did i write this i know nothing about weather and I would know that! I've tested it a few times. I have a lot of machines that I use for tests and experiments in all kinds of things." Wow. This is actually weird. No one's actually ever been up to speed with her. Um. What does he do now.
"Hm. I agree, actually. Yeah, I was wrong in some parts, thanks for- wait. Weren't we supposed to do potions today?" Kenzie asked, suddenly realizing they'd been talking for a WHILE. He wonders if Sunny came by... he smirks thinking of his stupid face while not getting an answer to knocking on her door.
"Oh, right!! Well, I wanted to do something to, um... PRANK Adam, let's say." Pol says, snickering a bit at her own idea.
"I'm listening." Kenzie hums, agreeing to follow along for now. She doesn't really "prank" anyone, even Sunny. They're usually the one that comes to him, which is weird, considering how much she doesn't want him around. I guess Sunny and Adam are the ones he's most willing to mess with.
"Let's make a potion that makes him obsessed with yuri!" Pol announces blatantly.
"What."
"What?"
"AGAIN??" Kenzie asks, exasperated at Pol's weird requests. "Are you like??? Projecting or something????"
"No!" Pol answers almost immediately, as if she were scared this question would be asked.
"Uh, sure.... well, I guess we could make one.... again." the alchemist says, walking over to her alchemy table.
"Yay!! I have the ingredients." Pol cheers. Kenzie just... doesn't question it, at this point.
☆_____________☆
"Alright, the potion's done...." Kenzie says, turning towards Pol who was currently looking around Kenzie's lab while sipping her tea. Pol immediately throws the teacup across the room, running over to Kenzie. He hands over the potion to her, rolling his eyes.
"Okay, you can go now." Kenzie says, pointing towards the lab door.
"...oh."
"...?"
"..."
"What."
"What?"
"Why are you looking at me like that."
"Like what?"
"Is this supposed to make me feel bad or something??"
"..."
Pol quickly sprints towards the door, potion in hand, before yelling: "Okay bye!!! Thanks for the potion!!"
"Thanks.... for the company, I guess." Kenzie replies before Pol makes it out of the house.
☆_____________☆
"So like... what now?" Lindii asks, still sitting on Adam's bed next to him.
"We eat the cookies, obviously." Sunny says, taking the bowl from the ground and chomping on one of the cookies. "Wow... these are so good... I should invite Pol over to my house to make pastries for me!"
"Mmh, yeah... I remember doing that back in like 8th grade with her after we broke into the school at 3 am... I accidentally exploded the oven." Adam mutters, smiling fondly at the memory.
"What's school?" Sunny asks, mouth full.
"Oh shit- reset!" Adam yel- --bowl from the ground and chomping on one of the cookies. "Wow... these are so good... I should invite Pol over to my house to make pastries for me!"
"No!" Adam yells, pointing angrily towards Sunny.
"Right, we're like, enemies or something... why are we enemies with her anyway?" Sunny asks, mouth full.
"Are you serious." Adam deadpan- --bowl from the ground and chomping on one of the cookies. "Wow... these are so good... I should invi-"
"I LOVE YURI!!!!!!!!" Adam screams, cutting off Sunny before staring at his laptop screen in silence. Everyone exchanges confused glances at each other before Harvey grabs Adam's laptop and closes it. The raccoon frowns, before walking towards his window and looking out.
"....what??" Lindii mumbles, following him and looking out the window to see... literally just Alcina and Anna talking.
"Why are you stalking your friends. You know you could just go over there and talk to them, right?" Lindii asks, glancing at Adam's mesmerized face.
"It's yuri." Adam replies, not looking at Lindii while saying it. Harvey sighs, walking towards the door.
"I'm going to ask Kenzie for help. Bye!" Harvey says before walking out the house.
"AND YOU'RE?? LEAVING ME WITH HIM????" Lindii yells, to no response from the moth.
"Hey, I'm here too!!" Sunny pouts, looking at Lindii in disapproval.
"Sorry!!" they immediately reply, seemingly anxious about Sunny's disappointment in them. "Is there any way I can- make it up to you??" Lindii shoots toward Sunny, ears pinned downward.