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1. don't let me hit the ground by dicktective

   Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jonathan Byers/Steve Harrington
   • Jonathan Byers
   • Steve Harrington
   • Robin Buckley
   • Nancy Wheeler
   • Argyle (Stranger Things)
   • 5 Times
   • Canon Compliant
   • Season 5 Spoilers
   • Stranger Things 5
   • Robin/Nancy if you squint
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Hate Sex

   Summary

   Jonathan Alonzo Byers is going to kill himself on Saturday, November 12th, 1983. Or he might if he doesn’t spend the night in a jail cell. Because on top of everything else—his brother disappearing and turning up dead, his mother losing her god damn mind, Nancy convincing him his mother might have a point, some fucking portal in the woods opening up to another fucking dimension, Steve fucking Harrington calling him a screw up and a queer, at least two of his fingers feeling broken, and the handcuffs digging into his wrists during the uncomfortable ride in the backseat of a police car—he’s got a fucking boner.

   or

   5 times Jonathan thought about killing himself and 1 time Steve thought about killing Jonathan.

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