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If you give a Sadeas a cookie,
He'll ask for a glass of sow's milk.
Then he'll say it's too sour and demand wine.
After he drinks the wine he'll want to check himself in the mirror to make sure he still looks pristine.
And then when we looks in the mirror he might see that he's gained a little weight.
To make up for his insecurity he’ll ask to become the Highprince of Information.
Once he’s the Highprince of Information he'll want to go on a plateau assault (even if it's not his turn!)
Then when he’s on the plateau assault he might get carried away and abandon his allies at the Tower!
When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap with his new Shardblade.
You'll have to fix him up a bed that has an Ialai in it.
He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable, and get you to fluff his pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to scratch his back.
Then he'll want a story about the latest fashion trends from Liafor.
When you read him the story, he'll want to see the pictures.
When he sees the pictures he'll get so excited about making Prince Adolin angry he'll want to go to the tailor immediately!
Then when he returns from egging Adolin to violence he'll say he's so thirsty!
So he'll ask for a glass of wine.
And of course when you give him the wine, he'll probably want a cookie to go with it.
So if you give a Sadeas a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of sow's milk... but that's only the beginning!