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  1. Take From Me My Lace by for ewebean

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    19 Jul 2014

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    Bilba Baggins, popular model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized?

    But Thorin Oakenshield doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked breasts forever plastered across half of London.

    That's... a very refreshing change.

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