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1. "Looks like a Terror Demon's Puckered Asshole" by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION

   Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games)  

   • Mature
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   • Work in Progress

   25 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Female Inquisitor/Solas (Dragon Age)
   • Solas (Dragon Age)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Solas (Dragon Age)
   • Female Lavellan (Dragon Age)
   • Varric Tethras
   • Cassandra Pentaghast
   • Leliana (Dragon Age)
   • Blackwall (Dragon Age)
   • Thom Rainier (Dragon Age)
   • Sera (Dragon Age)
   • Vivienne (Dragon Age)
   • Mage Inquisitor (Dragon Age)
   • Sirens
   • Not What It Looks Like
   • The Fade (Dragon Age)
   • Slavery
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • Non-Sexual Intimacy
   • Non-Sexual Nudity
   • Named Lavellan (Dragon Age)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Source: I made it the fuck up
   • Thedas is a nightmare
   • but we're gonna act normal about it
   • Clothed Masturbation

   Summary

   “Alnifena. Elvhen historian, researcher, and usually a lone traveller.” Varric laughed as she matched his energy with an exaggerated bow. “Wait, Tethras, as in the writer? Didn't you do a best seller? Dick in Denerim or something, I think. The fuck you doin’ out here?” The Mage behind her choked as he fought not to laugh, Cassandra turned so red she rivaled the sun, and Varric exploded into gut busting laughter.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Alnifena Lavellan

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