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She didn’t mean for it to happen, it was an accident really, but there were some things you just couldn’t unsee.
Lena rarely went to the shooting range at night, but she had just watched ‘The Shadowless Man’ with Lucio and Hana, and she wasn’t really keen on sleeping after that. So she decided to go for a run around Gibraltar and when she finished, she decided to get a little shooting practice in before going to bed, just in case.
She wasn’t expecting anyone to still be in there, so she almost screamed when she saw the two figures on the other side of the range, almost. If she hadn’t been so startled by them, she probably would’ve blinked right over to the two and said hi.
But after she recovered from her initial shock, she realized what a rare sight was in front of her, and kept as quiet as she possibly could. After taking one good look at them, she could clearly see that it was Hanzo and McCree shooting together. Which, normally wouldn’t be too odd, except for the fact that it was extremely late at night, she rarely ever saw Hanzo with anybody, though she had seen the two occasionally shooting together so she supposed it wasn’t that surprising. No, what was really strange was that it looked like they traded weapons? Knowing McCree it was some sort of bet he’d made, but what really surprised her was the fact that Hanzo had actually gone along with it. She’d never seen him let that bow out of his sight, ever. Let alone let someone else use it.
She quietly moved back against one of the walls to try and give herself some cover by staying in its shadow, she didn’t want to ruin the moment for them. Knowing Hanzo, he’d snatch his bow back from McCree fast as he could and then deny the whole thing ever happened if he found out someone else was watching them.
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“Are you ready?” Hanzo asked as he started aiming the Peacemaker at one of the targets. McCree had warned him about the kick back from the gun, so he kept his grip steady.
“Hold yer horses there partner, if we’re gonna do this we gotta do it right.” McCree stated. He set down Hanzo’s bow carefully and moved to tug Hanzo’s hair tie loose, watching the strands of hair fall against his shoulders. He then took off his hat and placed his hat atop the smaller man’s head. He grinned, taking in the sight, he loved seeing Hanzo’s hair down, and he wore his hat better than he ever could. When McCree was done admiring the other man, he used Hanzo’s hair tie to tie his own hair back into a ponytail. “There!” He said, clearly pleased with himself.
Hanzo couldn’t find it in himself to be annoyed by the gesture, instead, letting out a chuckle, the corner of his lips tugged into a smile. “You are ridiculous.” He stated, there was no bite to the statement. If anything, it almost sounded endearing.
“Ya know ya love it, darlin’ ” McCree purred. “Now, let’s get ta shootin’! First one ta hit the bullseye wins!” He cheered, picking up Hanzo’s bow and getting an arrow ready. McCree was having a few issues figuring out how to knock the arrows back. Hanzo had fired three shots before McCree had even managed to shoot one arrow, though to his credit, he managed to hit the target on his first try, although he was nowhere near the bullseye, he’d just hit the outer rim. And the tips that Hanzo had given him before they started definitely were helping him. McCree felt a little better seeing Hanzo struggle to reload his pistol, cursing under his breath in Japanese as he fiddled with the bullets. At least he wasn’t the only one having trouble adjusting.
Neither of them were perfect. They were both barely managing to hit their targets, let alone get a bullseye. But as time went on, they were starting to get the hang of the other’s weapon.
After a considerate amount of effort, Hanzo managed to land a shot on the bullseye, seconds before McCree hit, just to the side of it. McCree whistled, “That was some nice shootin’ darlin’ ” He commented. “Think I almost had ya too. But ya won fair ‘n square.”
Hanzo grinned, not bothering to hide his satisfaction in winning Jesse’s little game. He handed McCree the Peacekeeper back, and McCree gave him his Storm Bow. “And what of my prize?” He questioned after the two finished holstering their weapons.
McCree laughed at that. “Oh, I haven’t forgotten ‘bout that darlin’ ” He stated, closing the distance between the two of them, leaning in to kiss Hanzo’s lips. Hanzo smirked into the kiss, wrapping his arms around Jesse’s neck, leaning in to deepen the kiss.
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After witnessing that, Lena didn’t think she’d ever blinked away so fast in her life, and once she was out of the shooting range, she ran. Ran all the way to Hana’s room, and started squealing. Luckily for her, Hana was already awake, having just finished one of her streams when Lena ran into her room.
“What’s up with you?” Hana asked. She finished shutting down her pc, and turned to face Lena, who was quite literally bouncing off her walls right now, somehow managing not to damage Hana’s posters.
It took a considerable amount of effort for the girl to stop squealing so she could get out what she was trying to say, “MCCREE AND HANZO ARE DATING!” Lena finally exclaimed before going right back to jumping up and down in excitement, followed by more squealing.
“No way, seriously??” Hana questioned. “Are you sure? How do you know?”
“I saw them kissing!” Lena replied. “They didn’t see me though.”
“Omg, no way.” Hana giggled.
“Didja know Hanzo can smile? Cause he can.” Lena quipped. “But only to McCree apparently.”
The grin that spread across Hana’s face almost scared Lena more that the movie she’d just watched. “Well then, it’s time to play.” Hana remarked.
“Ooo I’m all ears luv, whaddaya have in mind?” Lena replied eagerly.
“If it’s gonna work, we’re gonna need to recruit some help.” Hana stated. “And I know just who to ask.”
