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Little Bastard by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2025
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"What are you calling him?"
"Little Bastard."
Lihua-mei's mouth turned down, a firm refusal. "No."
"Statistically speaking, the likelihood of Little Bastard being a bastard is overwhelmingly high. Why not call him what he is?"
"Pick something else." Xiang-jie bit into her fist to keep from laughing, her shoulders trembling slightly. Lihua-mei kept speaking. "A good milk name should be mean to keep the evil spirits away, but that's too mean. He's much too adorable and tasty looking, so maybe something like Little Ugly?"
"Unwanted Child."
"No."
"Evil Spirit Fodder." As if to agree with him, Little Bastard squeaked happily. The perfect evil spirit fodder.
"... Little Bastard is fine."
Summary: Shen Qingqiu keeps an abandoned baby from drowning. His sisters make (help) him co-parent the dumb little raisin. His martial brothers are all extremely normal about him handling a baby.