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The Warrior floated above the Pacific Ocean. Recently it has been getting bombarded with with cries for help from the various shards of its.
Normally it would not bother listening to them, however, the recent panicked data package, which was sent by Conflict Engine 3 just before it's destruction.
After a careful sift through the data the Warrior has determined that it is indeed necessary to destroy this "Jim Pickens". And the various data it received from his shards, which it requested in order to learn more about this "Jim Pickens" helped it fill in the gaps which it was missing from the data that it got from Conflict Engine 3.
It tried to path to this "Jim Pickens", but it was unable to do this. This immediately made this "Jim Pickens" an even larger target for elimination.
After some time the Warrior figured out that it could track down the humans, who lived with Jim Pickens.
And after arriving at the basement where Jim Pickens lives, the Warrior got to work and on extracting the information to where Jim Pickens currently is.
It went to a cell in the basement, which had a small human in it and the Warrior demanded to know where Jim Pickens is. The small human looked at it for a moment and than he muttered a firm "No!" to the Warrior and he went back to painting on the floor.
The Warrior starred down the young human and tried to path him into cooperating with it but it continued to run into errors with the small human so it decided to go confront the other people in the basement.
So, it went to the next cell and there it found an old human, and when the Warrior demanded to know where Jim Pickens is, the old man quickly acquiesced to its demands.
From this the Warrior found out that Jim Pickens is currently at his newly opened restaurant and it quickly teleported there.
There the Warrior found Jim Pickens engaged in reproduction with a female human in a bush. The Warrior decided to wait for them to finish their intercourse before confronting him.
And as soon as they finished their business the Warrior confronted Jim Pickens. It demanded that Jim Pickens cease operations.
But Jim Pickens didn't seem to listen to it at all and instead he was looking the Warrior avatar over thorough before he whistled.
The Warrior looked at Jim Pickens in confusion and then he said to it with a smile "Well, hello there. Are you perchance single?"
This stopped the Warrior dead in its tracks as it starred at Jim Pickens with even more confusion.
The Warrior eventually decided to send a data package to Jim Pickens showing how it currently is lacking a partner.
Jim Pickens smile widened as soon he found out that it is indeed single and so, Jim said to the Warrior "Then, are you perchance interested in going out with me."
The Warrior sent of a confused query to Jim Pickens. It didn't know what Jim Pickens wanted.
Meanwhile, Jim's smile widened further as he went up close to the Warrior avatar and kissed him it on the lips.
After they finished kissing, Jim led the Warrior to a table in his restaurant and asked what the Warrior wanted to eat.
It looked over the menu, still somewhat confused over everything that happened in the last few minutes, and it decided to order the Fugu and Jim order the water.
The Warrior started to eat the Fugu and it soon finished with the dish, and Jim also finished drinking his water.
So, after they finished their meals, they decided to go back to Jim's house. There Jim asked the Warrior if he could fix all his broken stuff in the house.
The Warrior fixed all the items easily. And soon after that Jim invited it into the Pickens household, which the Warrior reluctantly accepted.
And soon after that it got introduced to the various people in the household. First of all, it was introduced to Shrek the Ogre and Grognak the Destroyer.
When the Warrior asked what Grognak was the destroyer of, Grognak replied "Mostly villages, members of the Grognak species have the ability to stomp on people's villages. But I have amnosia so I forgot how to do that."
That information was filed away for later use by the Warrior. It also thought about eventually visiting the planet where these Grognaks live in order to see how this "Stomping on someone's Village" works.
It turned to Shrek the Ogre who started to explain all his various adventures with human females.
The the Warrior got introduced to the remaining members of the household, starting with the old human named Santa then with the older child First Name Pickens and finally the middle aged human named Drog Dealure.
After it was done having a conversation with them, the Warrior turned to the last member of this house.
And as soon as the Warrior saw him, Grim Pickens, it froze, it was almost it was starring at its enemy, this human felt like entropy itself.
The Warrior immediately started to path ways to permanently destroy this human. However, it couldn't path him at all.
The Warrior got ready and attacked the human.
But suddenly a scythe appeared in the humans hand and his appearance changed. Just as the Warrior was evaluating this, the human charged at it and the last thing it saw was the scythe slashing at it.
And suddenly the Warrior knew no more.
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Jim Pickens looked over the members of his cult in the basement as he made them knit to supplies to his new store.
I am not going to lie. I was a bit angry that Grim killed that golden Scion guy. Thought Jim to himself.
In fact I was so angry that I almost went through with the plan to nuke the entire neighborhood. Thankfully Grim told me what kind of man that Scion was. And I felt really glad that he was dealt with. Jim thought to as he recalled how yesterday's event went.
Jim discovered that golden man in his restaurant after he was done woohooing with one of his customers. And once Jim saw the skills that the golden man had, Jim determined that he'll seduce this golden man into his household.
But just after Jim successfully managed to get that man into his household, Grim killed him. And Jim remembered how livid he was when he heard that and how he was preparing to launch his nuke.
Thankfully Jim let Grim explain and he couldn't believe what kind of man this Scion was.
My reputation would have been in a serious disaster if he remained alive. I mean how would anyone take me seriously if the most popular Super Hero and the source of the majority of Super Powers was backing me. Thought Jim to himself.
Jim determined that that golden man must have been the source of the vast majority of Super Powers because just after Grim killed him, 95% of all Super Vilains and Super Heroes have lost their powers.
Jim decided to ask Grim how the death of that golden man could have caused this and Grim said to him that there was a large body of the golden man in another dimension and smaller parts of him that were scattered around the world, so, in order to make sure he was 100% dead, Grim decided to completely destroy him.
This left Jim feeling somewhat conflicted, while he could understand why Grim did what he did, but nonetheless he still caused Jim to lose a lot of money considering he had quite a few cult members with Super Powers.
Jim eventually just shrugged and all he asked of Grim is to also take care of the other so called "Endbringers" for him.
After all Jim could still make the cult members that previously had Super Powers create paintings, records videos or write books, in order to make money for Jim.
And he still had new deal with Drog Dealure about his current city's drug trade. So, at the moment Jim wasn't really in the need of money.
Seeing as the cult members were performing adequately, Jim decided to go upstairs to Grim in order to Woohoo with him.
Grim, of course, agreed quite quickly to this. And they went to Jim's room, however, just as they were ready do some Woohooing a portal suddenly opened up in front of them and out stepped two of the people that Jim saw in Canberra and another man dressed in a button-down shirt and he had short blond hair.
Before Jim could even get mad at them for interrupting his woohoo time, they charged forward and Jim managed to dodge them.
Jim was thinking of summoning his vicious killer rabbit to kill them, but he didn't want to summon it so he turned to Grim and said "Hey babe, can you please kill them for me?"
Grim took out his scythe and all three of them fell to the ground in matter of seconds.
Seeing as they were now just the two of them in the room, Jim and Grim got into the bed and started to woohoo.
The End