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1. Full of Shit by velvet_underline

   Fandoms: House M.D.  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gregory House/James Wilson
   • Gregory House
   • James Wilson (House M.D.)
   • Enemas
   • it's not a kink thing but they're both vaguely freaky about it
   • emotional (and literal) constipation
   • Medical Procedures
   • I guess???
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Awkwardness
   • Bisexual Gregory House
   • Gregory House Loves James Wilson
   • Pain
   • Gregory House is Bad With Emotions
   • HOUSE can't SHIT
   • it's not described in graphic detail or anything but if defecation skeeves you out do not read
   • Very Mild Whump
   • with a happy ending
   • Getting Together
   • Kissing
   • No Smut
   • this started as a quick little thing i was gonna finish in one night but now it's been a month and it's 10k words APPARENTLY
   • i couldn't think of a better title so forgive me

   Summary

   "You haven't had a bowel movement in ten days! You could die!"

   Ten days is actually just the number he gave to appease Wilson. In reality, he lost track at least two Fridays ago, and since it's currently— wait, what day is it again? It doesn't matter. Point is, he isn't shitting. And well, he's only one of the top physicians in the country and a nephrology specialist, but he's pretty sure that's a bad sign.
   _______________

   Wilson gives House an enema. Feeeeeeelings ensue...

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   English

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