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1. A Horse Walks Into A Bar by avoidspooks

   Fandoms: BoJack Horseman (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • BoJack Horseman/Mr. Peanutbutter
   • BoJack Horseman
   • Mr. Peanutbutter (BoJack Horseman)
   • Herb Kazzaz
   • Princess Carolyn
   • AU: Human
   • human bojack horseman
   • BoButter
   • slowburn
   • Well it burns slow but it burns HOT
   • Character Study
   • with sauce!
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • mentions of abuse
   • BoJack is not always the most reliable narrator

   Summary

   There’s a long pause in which Herb just looks at him. He’s searching his face, or maybe he’s quietly judging him. And then, he finally asks, “So, you had sex with Mr. Peanutbutter? From Mr. Peanutbutter’s House.”

   “I fucked up. I fucked up so bad! My career is over!”
   ___

   The year is 1994. BoJack isn't as bitter, and Mr. Peanutbutter isn't as happy. At the height of their respective careers, the two have one drunken encounter that leads to another, and another, and another...

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   English

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