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Soul was in his room busy strapping a baby with autism to a ceiling fan as it squealed like a trolley wheel when the mind electric from chonny jash and the heart acoustic from chonny jash kicked down his door (unselfishly) “WOAH WHAT THE WILLWOOD” squidward screamed
“This is an intervention” said moron
“This is getting out of hand, even for you” said heart
“I have NO FUCKING CLUE what youre talking about” said soiu as he set fire to a box of rat poison
“Why the FUCK is there a BABY on your CEILING” mrrrapp inquired
“The devil made me do it (but i also kind of wanted to)” replied a devious scurvycarrier
“Everything is a reference with you. I say a word in a sentence and you start giggling, its infuriating trying to hold a conversation with you.” the blue one spoke.
“Yeah, yesterday i was talking about the bubonic plague and you wouldnt stop crying every time i talked about RATS” said handlesicecream
“But he but he :( i was right there :(((“ sound cried as a sad guitar started playing at the latter of his statement
“keiichirou what the FUCK are you talkin about” said hurt “and where the FUCK is the guitar coming from” she added
“PLEASE!!!! I promise im just a tourist passing through:((((((“ syrup claimed selfishly (how selfish) in a selfish fashion self ish self ish self ish self ish self ish self ish self ish self ish self i
“Oh let me fucking guess thats a reference too” said the ming dynasty (1369 specifically)
“:)) yeah because pilates? really? i mean, yoga’s one thing, but pilates? really? i mean, yoga’s one thing, but pilates? really? i mean, yoga’s one thing, but pilates? really? i mean, yoga’s one thing, but pilates? really? i mean, yoga” soul as he wrapped a poison ivy noose around his jugular
“You’re sick” said hemp
“If sick is defined by what's different, well then pull the plug out and let me die” replied stabber
“oh fuck off youve lost it” said mazel tov angrily
“I didnt lose it, no i set it free” then he fucking ascended rapture style as laplaces angel started playing from the walls
“WHAT THE FUC