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1. A Court of Beasts and Candles by dontpanicllama

   Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (Disney Animated Movies), Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Beast/Belle (Disney)
   • Belle/Lumiere (Disney)
   • Belle (Disney)
   • Beast (Disney)
   • Lumiere (Disney)
   • Cogsworth (Disney)
   • Mrs. Potts (Disney)
   • Gaston (Disney)
   • Maurice (Disney)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Mob
   • Smut
   • Angst
   • In my day we called them lemons
   • a bit of stockholm syndrome don't worry about it
   • Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Drama
   • Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic
   • The horrors of writing a masters thesis
   • mentions of drug use
   • Mentions of Making Drugs
   • Gun Violence
   • Blood and Violence
   • Sexual Tension
   • no beta we die like men
   • Sentient Objects
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   Okay look - this is kind of a joke. I was challenged by my book club to write a sentient object romance tailored to a specific member. This is kind of cheating because it's very much "sentient object" and "romance" - I'm just out here trying to create an angsty AU and win my book club's contest.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,822

   Chapters:

   4/4

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