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1. words shall not be hid, nor spells buried by MirjamOmens (Mirjam)

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Historical
   • Human Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Sauna Elf Crowley
   • Shapeshifter Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Finnish Folklore
   • (freeform) - Freeform
   • Paganism
   • Closeted Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Gently Creepy
   • Sauna
   • Dubious Consent
   • (?)
   • Monsterfucking
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Masturbation
   • Minor Micro/Macro
   • Excessive nature descriptions is my brand

   Summary

   In every sauna there lives a saunatonttu. Treat these spirits well, and they ensure the good luck for you from the moment you are born in the warmth of their realm, until the day your body is washed there for burial. You should always respect the ancient rules of the sauna.

   Aziraphale didn’t mean to offend the tonttu! He truly didn't! However, his Christian family was strongly against the pagan deities, so he was sure any tonttus had abandoned their property a long time ago.

   He was wrong, of course.

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   English

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