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Peter Parker:
- secretly Spider-Man
- mid to late 20s
- getting his masters in biochemical engineering, sells photos to the Daily Bugle, AND finds time to hero. very overworked
- is known as the spidey photographer, has a little clout for it
Spider-Man:
- secretly Peter Parker
- very popular
- uses perfect capitalization and grammar on this account
- MUCH bolder with the mask on. shameless flirt and attention whore
- quite fond of Deadpool despite himself
- sort of mentors Miles/Black Spider
Deadpool:
- mid 30s
- not family friendly
- HUGE crush on Spidey that he’s not even trying to hide
- doesn’t kill anymore, but will maim
- jealous of the attention spidey gives to everyone else
- chronic pain, whines about it publicly
- overuses emojis
Miles Morales/ Black Spider:
- still in high school
- rookie, helps Spidey out when needed, sometimes takes over patrols
- pretty chill, likes to laugh. sometimes riles up JJJ for fun (but tbh, who doesn’t)
J. Jonah Jameson:
- 40s
- head of the Daily Bugle and runs the twitter like it’s his personal facebook
- barely technically literate
- hates vigilantes even though it’s mostly just a grudge/principle at this point
- employs Peter Parker, thinks he’s alright but will never admit that
