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May the Odds Be Ever Against Her by Nikushxmi
Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)
21 Feb 2026
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Summary
The Eltingville Club has a problem: endless 2-2 deadlocks on everything from whether Aliens is better than Alien to whether Return of the Jedi even counts as real Star Wars. Bill Dickey, self-appointed president and chronic arguer, decides the only solution is to recruit a fifth member, someone with knowledge, passion, and the ability to break ties (preferably in his favor).
Josh Levy thinks he might know someone. An old friend from back in the day, someone he used to trade comics with and argue about X-Men until three in the morning. Someone who definitely knows their stuff and won’t back down from Bill’s gatekeeping bullshit. Someone who could actually fit right in with their dysfunctional basement club.
The problem was, Josh very carefully not mentioned to Bill and the others that Y/N was, in fact, Y/N. As in, a girl.