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aug 3 2022
chat: *awkwardly sets camera* yo wasup guys 🤑😹✌️🙏🔋
appaaaarently
*starts walking around*
my baton can access the internet! and that meant! youtuuuube…. twitteeeer….. everything else xd
*starts pointing baton at the sky* you guys see the sun? out there? really nice aint it
*points back at his face* aand also this is just me being bored because my life is nonexistent behind this mask
you guys wanna see a chat noir pov?
if i can… stick this up my head somehow
*awkward silence*
*flings camera* oki bye :3 ((awkward ending))
my awesome video
800k views • 3d ago
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@megatronlover122
I was always interested by Chat Noir’s charisma, so happy he has a YouTube channel now XD We can finally know him more behind the super stuff..
likes: 1.1k
@evanlikesfortnite
the birth of a legend’s youtube channel
likes: 167
@eveejules0
the quality of this video reminds me of those old Youtube videos back in the day, if I had your baton I’d record videos all the time… purely for how nostalgic it looks
likes: 2k
aug 15 2022
*camera set to the view of paris* hey guys, its ya boi, the chats meow! uh uh, yeah
anyway im at the top of the eiffel tower
i really dont know if im allowed up here *awkward chuckle*
i know you guys are curious about the view up here so here we are! wait holon
*sets camera to himself*
hey
i am up here
crouching at the very very tip of the tower
like the cat i am
arent i pawsome :3
wait i see birds
*excitingly points camera towards birds*
*realization* oh shit theyre PIGEONS
i hope they dont come up here
*pigeon gets very close to him*
nonononono nono please please please ffor the Love Of God
ha
a
ACHOO
*chat noir falls down the tip and lands on the bottom area on his back xdd epic camera falling noises*
fuck that hurt
sorry guys im allergic
welp! love my life! at least it made the video entertaining
*turns camera at him*
see you :D next time
meow
really nice view from the eiffel tower
1.1M views • 3d ago
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@mikedeanfan3
this seems like something that would get recommended 13 years from now
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@josh5628
AAACHOOOO 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@4lifersxyz
That sneeze was MENTAL my guy 😭🙏🙏
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meanwhile on twitter
marinette 🥐 @nettedesigned
[insert link to the eiffel tower vid] this kid is out here making videos bro are we serious 💔💔
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Alya ! @alycessrz_
replying to @nettedesigned
God prevent a superhero have Fun SMH…..
marinette 🥐 @nettedesigned
replying to @alycessrz_
i didnt say i was AGAINST it 😡😡………………….. he just looks Stupid he was out there sneezing and shii
aug 17 2022
*shuffles camera*
yo guys idk if you saw this kid on twitter
i was scrolling on my tl once and they called me STUPID…..
yeah you heard me right………..
you know what i say to that?
*sets camera to his face*
*and rhen playfully scratches the camera and hissed LMAOO?? idfk*
ok enough of that
i managed to find a nice position to place my baton
so you can finally have the awesome chat noir pov!!!!!!
hooray!!!!
*idk how to explain this but he sets his baton to his back in a very specific way so you can actually see wherever the hell hes going*
okay
pretend youre me
the purrrrfect feline in town ;D
its evening,,, the sky is purple
the wind is breezy
and youre out for fresh air!
*and the he starts running on buildings praying to whatever god there was that the neighbors werent cursing him for hearing footsteps on their roof*
the perks of being an anonymous superhero is that you can forget alllll of your regular life
run around the city
any time
any where
*insert epic running compilation and then he goes to the park*
and also you can look at other peoples lives……… to soothe your nonexistent one
i wish i can somehow show you guys what it looks like
when i go around with my baton
probably my favorite part about running around as chat noir
*timeskip to the end because he just saus nothing*
and ill end this video all off perfectly with a beautiful sunset
hope you enjoy chat noir airlines we hope you enjoyed our stay
your favorite feline, out!
relaxing run
2M views • 3 days ago
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@nettedesigned
your WORST video ngl
likes: 4k
@LadyBlog
the marinette shade LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
likes: 1k
@evanlikesfortnite
this was actually relaxing i never knew i needed this lmao, too bad this dudes life sounds depressing as hell
likes: 5k
sep 1 2022
*points camera to a public piano*
well…… would you look at this!
*he puts tue camera on the puano and sets it*
this cat is quite an expert at piano playing :3
*fan approaches him*
“yo wsg chat noiiirr*
yoooo
*he daps the fan up*
ima play something gimme a song
“o a song?”
yeah
“ok uhhhhhhhh”
“poison bell biv devoe”
oh thats a good song
how do i do the intro thoo
*dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dudun dew*
“oh that lowkey works LOL”
oh aight aight aight
*proceeds to play until the chorus ends, drawing a crowd in the process*
“yooo that was tuffff”
ty bro
*another person approaches him*
“yo yo yo chat noir play homecoming kanye west”
2 songs? 2 songs…… ok 2 songs why not xd
*he started playing homecoming and a group of people started singing along*
“man you pass the vibe check my guy”
“not only ur a superhero but ur also chill as fuck”
ayy thank you
“hey i heard your life sucks outside this alter ego thing, js wanted to say im sorry, if i knew you irl id definitely be best buds with you”
oh what (he lowkey got kinda emotional after that….. you can tell by how shaky his voice was)
oh oh dont worry about me
thank you that
that means a lot actually
“ay mind if i get your picture?”
yeha sure
“is it ok if i post this?”
no prob man do whatever the fuck you want with it
“ay ima be going thank you chat noir”
nice meeting you *waves* :D
*he quickly takes the baton and stands up from the seat and runs away as fast as possible to avoid word with people*
that was…
a nice day
yo shoutout to whoever that guy was
chat noir out! :3
pianoing
1.8M views • 3d ago
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that selfie with the dude was the only time ive ever felt happy taking pictures with strangers
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@lebronpookie
yoo i was the guy that selfied with you!!!! u seemed genuinely cool, that description was sad bro… happy to meet you tho ✌️✌️
likes: 5k
@lechien_kim
Damn he looked genuinely happy in this video… could only imagine how depressing this dudes life is
likes: 4k
@wwwtraoly0
That Poison cover was SPOT OOON BROOO
likes: 1.2k