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1. An Eldritch Cloud of Floof arrives on Holy Terra! by Floafhammer40k

   Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   28 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Adeptus Custodes Ensemble (Warhammer 40.000)
   • Astra Militarum | Imperial Guard Ensemble (Warhammer 40.000)
   • Adeptus Astartes | Space Marines Ensemble (Warhammer 40.000)
   • Lamenters Space Marine Chapter (Warhammer 40.000)
   • this is a very bad idea
   • crackfic
   • Fix-It of Sorts
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Floof
   • Floaf
   • I am my own archive warning
   • Self-Insert
   • overpowered Self-Insert
   • overpowered main character
   • I am a Teaaboo so I will be making lots of Bri'ish tanks
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Things might make no sense. Blame my brain for being wired weirdly
   • Possible Hellhounds from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia because fuck you
   • The Mechanicus gets whats coming to them
   • The Lamenters finally catch a break

   Summary

   An eldritch entity of floof, silliness, and unreasonable amounts of knowledge about random stuff (of which is in a conveniently human form, just with wolf ears, canine incisors, and a floofy tail) has been kicked out of the Warp by the Chaos Gods! What will our beloved sentient cloud do? Why, begin fixing the past 10k years of fuckery that has plagued the Imperium of Man, of course! There will be laughs, anger, violence, and an unhealthy amount of British armoured vehicles returned to service in the Grim Dark Future.
   There might also be a story too, I dunno, I'm not that good at these things. :/

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