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1. The House of Fëanor Presents: How to Train Your Dragon (And Annoy a Dark Lord) by Hymiskvith

   Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien  

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   08 Sep 2025

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   • Fëanor (Tolkien)
   • Sons of Fëanor (Tolkien)
   • Elrond Peredhel
   • Celebrimbor (Tolkien)
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Thorin's Company
   • Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Frodo Baggins
   • Aragorn (Tolkien)
   • Legolas Greenleaf
   • Gimli (Tolkien)
   • Glorfindel (Tolkien)
   • Boromir (Tolkien)
   • Sauron (Tolkien)
   • Theoden (Tolkien)
   • Fëanorians | House of Fëanor Dynamics (Tolkien)
   • Fëanorian Elrond Peredhel
   • Gandalf Being Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Sauron Needs a Hug (Tolkien)
   • Crack Fic

   Summary

   What if the Fëanorians got a redemption arc? Reembodied in the Third Age, our favorite family of notorious war criminals return to Middle-earth, this time not to burn it down, but to save it. Teaming up with none other than Gandalf the Meddling, they set out to make things better... or at least more interesting.

   From slaying dragons to taking on a certain pesky “Dark Lord the Second,” Middle-earth is about to get a serious upgrade. Buckle up, they’re back and they’re here to have some serious fun.

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