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“I can’t find Nick and Charlie.”
“What do you mean you can’t find them? They’re not hamsters.”
“One time Nibbles got free.”
“It’s a game, they can’t escape.”
“Maybe they’ve broken out, run away to elope.”
*death stare*
“Or maybe not.”
“Let me look.”
“Be my guest.”
“They’re woohooing in a bush.”
“Hahahaha they’re thirsty af.”
“Why are they out there?”
“No way! Do you think it’s because there’s a plate next to the bed ‘blocking one side’?”
“Shut up, that's hilarious."
“Look who's coming around, you’ll be shipping Narlie just as much as me soon.”
“Don’t push your luck.”