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Error starts destroying some random anomaly like normal, not leaving anything untouched and unbroken from his wrath like normal, but then dream and blue showed up, which isn't normal, so then he asked himself, where the hell is ink?!
Error looked down, having propelled himself into the air after dodging an attack, only to see dream and swap. He spun around, looking for ink behind him and whatever weird ambush this was, but ink never came. Dream and swap stayed out of their fights, ink never asked for backup, he was too cocky for that. He glared at dream and swap, finally done looking around for his rival. "Wheres ink.?" He asked suspiciously. Dream and swap shared a brief look and turned back to him confused, then Dream spoke up. "We thought you would know.."
"The hell? Why would i know where that rainbow asshole is?!?" He shouted. Dream clutched his bow tighter in his hands. "Because hes been missing for three days." Swap stated, concerned sounding. Error blinked, then let out a glitched laugh, throwing his head back and all. "He does that all the time! Whats so special about this one?!"
Swap nervously glanced over at Dream, and then replied franticly, "Because he was out on patrol, and he was low on paint. We just suddenly lost contact, he doesn't do this!" A frown went to errors face. "And why should I care? Hes my enemy, if hes gone i finally wont have anyone stopping me destroying au's!" A wide grin formed on his face, ignoring the weird feeling in his gut from this information.
He pulled strings out of his eyes, ready for a battle. "Now if you stupid anomalies want to get in my way, so be it."
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Error teleported back to the anti-void, he was so close to destroying that au for good, before those two annoying nats came. It wasn't even ink! His rival! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT PIECE OF RAINBOW TRASH!?
Error was starting to get real annoyed by all of this. First his rival suddenly went "missing", then he gets beaten by his lesser teammates! Error stormed over to his bean bag and plopped down angrily, crossing his arms. He really wanted to destroy something right now, but he obviously couldn't go and destroy another au, he still had some pride left. He was just going to have to be stuck in his angry thoughts for a while.
Inks "fRieNDs" would find him or whatever and things would go back to normal soon anyways, everyone was just over reacting about this. Ink did this all the time! It was a little strange he didnt come when error attacked, he always did.. He was probably just pulling some large elaborate scheme to trap error, yeah! He wasn't gonna fall for it this time, did Ink really think he was that stupid?? Making his friends pretend to be worried to try and disturb Error into messing up or something? That wasn't going to work, Error is much to smart for whatever stupid plan he had concocted.
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Its been a week. That's how long he guessed anyways, time moved different from au to au, and in the anti-void it didn't even move, but it was definitely around a week he guessed.
Ink was still gone.
Dream and swap were still fighting him, instead of ink.
He really went all out on this prank, huh? He should be glad ink isn't here, his allies weren't as good as him at stopping him from destroying au's. Even though they won the first time, hes won the next two battles they had, because their incompetent. Ink is the only one who can match him.
…
it isn't fun without a real fight
Without Ink.
What is he thinking?? He can finally do his job without so much resistance! He should be happy, Ink is gone!
And yet, its way too easy. Its too easy without Ink. He may be a pain in the ass but at least he can fight decent. At least he sprinkled in new stuff every now and then. Dream and swap were already so predictable and its been two fights! How did nightmare loose all the time??
And so, Error found himself looking for Ink, his rival, his sworn enemy.
His immediate thought was the doodle sphere, but he doesn't have access to that and Dream and Swap probably looked there already. So Error decided to look at random au's since he didnt know what his patrol route is. (He should learn that and ambush him later) He can't follow the feeling of abominations being created either since there haven't been any new ones obviously since inks gone, so he had to wing it.
Au after au after au, he looked for him. He made sure to stay out of sight obviously, just popping in to see if there was signs of ink and then leaving. He didnt want people to think he'd gone soft after all.
After hundreds of au's, he finally found something, a singular vial. It was empty and discarded on the ground. He remembered swap saying something about him being almost out of paint. He walked over to it and picked it up, staring at it intently. It looked to have been the orange paint, though error doesn't know what emotion that is, he doesn't care enough. Even though he was looking for his enemy right now to make sure he was okay-
Error pocketed it for later and looked around for more clues, trying to see, but without his glasses everything far away was more of blurry colorful blobs. After a while, he recognized a different blurry blob. It was unmistakable, white brown and more brown, laying on the ground, motionless.. oh.
He walked over to it and his suspicions we're confirmed, but he was regretting that now. You see, Ink was off his paint, which meant he didn't hold any emotions, and it was scary as funk. Error wasn't scared of ink, he wasn't, but ink off his paint was.. something else.
He kicked ink in his chest semi hard and waited for a response, nothing. He frowned, pushing down his growing discomfort and saying "Ink. Wake up, rise and shine asshole." And all he got in response was a slow blink. It sent shivers down his spine.
Error then decided he was done with Inks crap already, and sent out his strings to trap him and haul him up. Deciding then and there that Ink was going to the anti-void because he wasn't cooperating.
He summoned a portal to the aforementioned dimension and then threw ink into it, then walking in normally himself. Ink still didnt budge, seemingly just not there mentally. It was starting to creep him out piss him off.
Error rolled his eyes and closed the portal behind him. It suddenly occurred to error he had no clue what to do. He probably should have dropped him off with dream or swap, they know him better than he did..
Inks emotionless expression just kept staring through him, and he hated it. He hated all of this! Why did he care so much about stupid ink??? He looked at his face again and sighed, normal paint would work, right??
He opened a portal to a random au and pulled out the nearest paint related item he could, which was a small tube of yellow paint. He opened the cap and kneeled down beside inks head, using a couple of his strings to open inks mouth and shove a big dollop of paint in.
He stood up and watched him for what seemed like forever. Just as he thought it wasn't gonna work, inks eye lights turned into a very faded sun and star and he started coughing into his hands.
Error jumped a little, not expecting the loud noise. Ink looked dazed and glanced around confused, but when he saw error he froze. Then ink said, "Where am i?? And why does my mouth taste so horrible?"
Error frowned and stated "the anti-void you dumb ass." Inks eyes widened, "the anti-void??" He said half halfheartedly and groggily. "Wait what happened?" Error sighed and rolled his eyes, then asked, "you tell me! You were gone for like, two weeks!! You made your idiot teammates fight me, which they stood no chance of course. Without you their terrible, how does nightmare even loose to you.." he concluded.
Ink squinted for a second, then asked, "two weeks..?" Error scoffed at his response and rolled his eyes. "That's what i said. Now why the hell we're you on the ground of some random au off your paints??"
Ink seemed to consider this, then said slightly cheery, "I probably got distracted and then all my paints wore off in a random au. Don't know for sure though, when this happens I forget a lot of the events before it. Seems like something id do though."
Error looked at him for a solid five seconds before he said confused "why are you so happy about it??" Ink looked at him, then at the bottle of paint still in Error's hands. "Well, it seems you only gave me yellow paint, and because its not my paint its not concentrated, which explains why i still feel half empty.." he explained, still thinking.
"Okay, i don't understand what you said and I couldn't care less." Error stated. Ink was about to say something but he interrupted himself and then asked, "Wait why did you help me?? Why not just let dream or swap find me-" "Because their incompetent, they almost broke down crying to me after three days. DON'T think this means we're friends or whatever by the way, I just didn't wanna stay fighting your awful teammates."
Ink smirked And sat up, finally getting tired of laying on the ground. He situated himself and sat criss cross, facing error who was now looking increasingly annoyed, standing above him. "Really, cus it sounds to me like you missed me~"
Error immediately tightened the strings that had went loose around ink Before. Ink yelped in pain and error said loud and frustratedly, "SHU-UT UP INKKKKK- I ALRE-ADY REGRET THIS! YOUR SO ANNOYING."
Ink was slowly running out of paint in his system so he couldn't react properly, and when he looked down he realized all his vials we're empty. Then he remembered why and he looked back up to Error and asked, "Hey can you uh, drop me off in underswap so i can get back to my friends and replenish my paints?"
Errors eye twitched. But then he got an idea. "You know what? Sure." He said with a massive grin. Ink felt the malice from a mile away as error threw ink into a portal. As it closed he could hear Errors manic glitching laughter.
When Ink looked around, he very quickly realized he was in a swapfell universe. Still tied up. He smiled to himself anyways, Error was kinda nice for once! (Even if he just laughed at his soon to be misery)
Ink would have to try extra hard to remember this so he could write it on his scarf for later, he cant forget Errors one and only act of kindness, especially directed towards him! For now, he would have to focus on getting out of this predicament..
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Error starts destroying some random anomaly like normal, not leaving anything untouched and unbroken from his wrath like normal, and then ink came to fight him like normal, what wasn't normal is what ink said.
"Hey glitchy! You have any more paint to spare? I change my mind on how it tastes, it was kinda good!" Ink said enthusiastically. Errors mood imidietly plummeted however, and he seethed, "HOW THE FUNK DO YOU REMEMB-BER THAT?!"
Ink smiled cockily as he dodged some of Error's strings, while sending out some attacks of his own. "I may have a 'goldfish brain' but i can remember some things, give me more credit than that!" Error summoned two gaster blasters, pointing them at ink and yelling, "WELL, ILL MA-AKE YOU FORGET!"
The gaster blasters went off and ink dodged with ease, painting a portal with broomy and appearing behind Error, then saying in his ear, "you gotta try harder than that glitchy!" Error whipped around and sent his strings out around ink, but again, he dodged (he was very slippery)
And so, everything went back to normal, as normal as things ever are anyways =)