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The Real Deal: Conrad Verner's Ride Along with Commander Shepard by daisydidntdoit
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
22 Jul 2025
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Summary
Commander Frankie Shepard has only recently returned from death, and she had blessedly forgotten about the existence of Conrad Verner. Until she runs into him making trouble in her name (as if she needs his help with that.)
Her attempt to show him that being a Spectre isn't all it's cracked up to be goes sideways, because, of course it does.
"Yes, Commander," EDI's made-in-a-lab-to-be pleasing voice filled her ears. "Cross-referencing feeds with available port layouts and your geo-location now."
Boom!
Frankie nearly jumped out of her skin. One of the mercenaries she had been watching through her scope fell forward and didn't get back up. "Conrad?" she inhaled.
"Yeah, Shepard?"
"Did you just shoot that merc?"
"Yes!"
Frankie was beginning to suspect that while he had the enthusiasm of a golden retriever, he also had the intelligence of an empty fucking walnut shell.
Series
- Part 3 of Frankie Takes On The Galaxy