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  1. You, Me, & The King by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    22 Jul 2025

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    For her birthday, Hermione Granger-Malfoy is gifted a mouth between her thighs, and two cocks competing to wreck her - one belonging to her immaculate husband, the other to her tattooed ex.

    What starts as a harmless game quickly turns into a decadent tug-of-war: old rivalries rekindled, pleasure weaponized, and one witch caught gloriously in the middle.

    She said she’d set the pace.
    They said they’d behave.
    Everyone lied.

    Now there’s only one question left…
    Whose cock deserves the crown?

    (Spoiler: she’s still counting votes.)

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