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“Buck,” Eddie sighs, rubbing a hand over his face. “That kind of thing doesn’t happen. This isn’t a B-grade horny sci-fi flick.”
“See, you’re already asking for trouble. That’s exactly how it happens. You say it could never be us, and boom—sex pollen.” He does a little wiggling gesture with his finger in Eddie’s direction.
“You seriously think the universe is just waiting for me to tempt fate so it can hit me with… magic horny dust?”
“It’s not magic horny dust. It’s– it’s a plant. It’s nature–” Buck jabs the Twizzler at him again, his foot nudging gently against Eddie’s thigh.
“Buck,” Eddie says gently.
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Eddie Diaz tempts the universe and experiences the consequences.